Circumcision

A teacher notices that Little Johnny, at the back of the class,
is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying
attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite
embarrassed and whispers that he has just recently been
circumcised and he's quite itchy.

The teacher has him go down to the principal's office to phone
his mom, and ask her what he should do about it.

He does this, returns to the class, sits down in his seat and
suddenly, there's a general commotion at the back of the room.
Back down the teacher goes, only to find him sitting at his desk
with his penis hangin out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom." she says.

"I did," he says, "and she told me that if I could stick it out
till noon she'd come and pick me up from school."

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Originally posted by Toksin
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Well, I tried :redface:


:wink:

Originally posted by Jonno



Well, I tryed :redface:


:wink:

*tried

Sorry,I just had to jump on the new smiley bandwagon :tongue:

Originally posted by Toksin


*tried

Sorry,I just had to jump on the new smiley bandwagon :tongue:

Thats exactly how I spelt it... what are you doing editing quotes of my posts!?!?!

P.S, dont read the text in italics at the bottom of my last post in this thread :loser:

Originally posted by Toksin


Sorry,I just had to jump on the new smiley bandwagon :tongue:

http://balkansnet.org/smiley.gifDer SCHMILEY-WHORING IST VERBOTEN!http://balkansnet.org/smiley.gif

Originally posted by taranaki


http://balkansnet.org/smiley.gifDer SCHMILEY-WHORING IST VERBOTEN!http://balkansnet.org/smiley.gif

I thought you were from New Zealand? :biggrin2:

Originally posted by Jonno


:biggrin2: :nutkick:

Originally posted by taranaki


http://balkansnet.org/smiley.gifDer SCHMILEY-WHORING IST VERBOTEN!http://balkansnet.org/smiley.gif

Ja ja mein kapitan!!:thumbsup:

Originally posted by Toksin


Ja ja mein kapitan!!:thumbsup:

Sprechen Sie Englisch?
Ich verstehe nicht.

Sie werden die meiste wahrscheinliche Notwendigkeit ein Übersetzer, herauszufinden, was ich hier sage. so halte ich gerade zu sprechen, um sich stichhaltiges intelligenteres zu bilden und mehr der deutschen Sprache zu wissen. Ist dieses lang genug?

YES.:thefinger

Originally posted by taranaki
YES.:thefinger

You sure?:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Jonno


You sure?:rolleyes:

definitely long enough.I communicate with Germans by shouting English very slowly.:sunglasse

I actually don't know german... :redface:
the babelfish translator does though! :tongue:

Originally posted by Jonno
I actually don't know german... :redface:
the babelfish translator does though! :tongue:

Doesn't do a very good job at it. :wink: "lang genug" is not the proper way to say "long enough". Granted, in the last 5 years I've forgotten the right way, but I do remember that the above is wrong. :biggrin:

I like how some of the smiley suggestions I had were utilized :smile:

Originally posted by taranaki


definitely long enough.I communicate with Germans by shouting English very slowly.:sunglasse
Ich spreche ein kleines Deutsch auch, Jungen. Guten Tag!

Kris sprecht auch Deutsch. Leider ist mein Deutsch ganz schlect. :(