What type of farter are you?
Jonno
06-09-2003, 03:53 AM
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of farter you
are.
1-AMBITIOUS
Always ready for a fart.
2-LAZY
Just fizzles
3-AMIABLE
Likes to smell others farts.
4-SELFISH
Only enjoys smelling his own farts.
5-CARELESS
Farts in church.
6-SMART ALEC
Farts when ladies are present.
7-CLEVER
Farts and coughs at same time.
8-SCIENTIFIC
Bottles his farts.
9-STINGY
Belches instead of farting to save his asshole.
10-FOOLISH
Farts and laughs.
11-SHY
Blushes even when he farts silently.
12-CONCIETED
Thinks he can fart loudest.
13-UNLUCKY
Tries to fart and shits pants.
14- TIMID
Jumps when he farts.
15-BEWILDERED
can't tell his own farts from others.
16-SLOVENLY
Farts and fizzles, rots his pants.
17-NERVOUS
Stops in middle of fart.
18-MISERABLE
Can't fart
19-CONFUSED
Face looks so much like ass, Farts don't know where to go.
20-GROUCH
Grumbles when ladies fart.
21-SNEAKY
Farts and blames it on the dog.
22-DISAPPOINTED
Their farts dont stink.
23-FRESH GUY
Jumps in front of you and farts.
24-BIG BULLY
Farts louder than everyone else.
25-DELUDED
Enjoys all farts thinking they are his.
26-CUTE
Discovers from farts what others have eaten.
27-WISE
Farts and say's "Who in hell shit ??"
28-DAMNED MEAN
Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head.
29-MUSICAL
Tenor or bass
Clear as a bell
Smells like shit
Sounds like hell
30-HONEST
Farts and blames in on the hostess.
31-LIVELY GUY
Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell
simultaneously.
:cwm27:
are.
1-AMBITIOUS
Always ready for a fart.
2-LAZY
Just fizzles
3-AMIABLE
Likes to smell others farts.
4-SELFISH
Only enjoys smelling his own farts.
5-CARELESS
Farts in church.
6-SMART ALEC
Farts when ladies are present.
7-CLEVER
Farts and coughs at same time.
8-SCIENTIFIC
Bottles his farts.
9-STINGY
Belches instead of farting to save his asshole.
10-FOOLISH
Farts and laughs.
11-SHY
Blushes even when he farts silently.
12-CONCIETED
Thinks he can fart loudest.
13-UNLUCKY
Tries to fart and shits pants.
14- TIMID
Jumps when he farts.
15-BEWILDERED
can't tell his own farts from others.
16-SLOVENLY
Farts and fizzles, rots his pants.
17-NERVOUS
Stops in middle of fart.
18-MISERABLE
Can't fart
19-CONFUSED
Face looks so much like ass, Farts don't know where to go.
20-GROUCH
Grumbles when ladies fart.
21-SNEAKY
Farts and blames it on the dog.
22-DISAPPOINTED
Their farts dont stink.
23-FRESH GUY
Jumps in front of you and farts.
24-BIG BULLY
Farts louder than everyone else.
25-DELUDED
Enjoys all farts thinking they are his.
26-CUTE
Discovers from farts what others have eaten.
27-WISE
Farts and say's "Who in hell shit ??"
28-DAMNED MEAN
Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head.
29-MUSICAL
Tenor or bass
Clear as a bell
Smells like shit
Sounds like hell
30-HONEST
Farts and blames in on the hostess.
31-LIVELY GUY
Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell
simultaneously.
:cwm27:
tazdev
06-09-2003, 04:15 AM
6-SMART ALEC
Farts when ladies are present.
:sorry:
Farts when ladies are present.
:sorry:
Jonno
06-09-2003, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by Jonno
3-AMIABLE
Likes to smell others farts.
*Sniff sniff* hey, that aint me *sniff sniff* mmm farts... :icon16:
3-AMIABLE
Likes to smell others farts.
*Sniff sniff* hey, that aint me *sniff sniff* mmm farts... :icon16:
taranaki
06-09-2003, 05:42 AM
Jonno
06-09-2003, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
32.STUNT FARTER
http://www.users.bigpond.com/allinonecircus/FIRE/firefart.jpg
yeah, and I am a student. So, what qualifications did you need to get that job? :bigthumb:
32.STUNT FARTER
http://www.users.bigpond.com/allinonecircus/FIRE/firefart.jpg
yeah, and I am a student. So, what qualifications did you need to get that job? :bigthumb:
taranaki
06-09-2003, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by Jonno
So, what qualifications did you need to get that job? :bigthumb:
Mba.
[matches,bum,action!]
So, what qualifications did you need to get that job? :bigthumb:
Mba.
[matches,bum,action!]
tonioseven
06-09-2003, 09:06 AM
28-DAMNED MEAN
Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head.
:bigthumb:
Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife's head.
:bigthumb:
Atomis27
06-09-2003, 11:38 AM
20-GROUCH
Grumbles when ladies fart.
More like :evillol:
Grumbles when ladies fart.
More like :evillol:
speediva
06-09-2003, 12:02 PM
Girls don't fart.
YogsVR4
06-09-2003, 12:08 PM
taranaki
06-09-2003, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Girls don't fart.
http://www.the-jungle.net/emotes/angel13.gifhttp://www.the-jungle.net/emotes/pinocchio.gif
Girls don't fart.
http://www.the-jungle.net/emotes/angel13.gifhttp://www.the-jungle.net/emotes/pinocchio.gif
higgimonster
06-09-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Girls don't fart.
B/S. My fiance can clear a room with a fart, or break windows when she burps.
Girls don't fart.
B/S. My fiance can clear a room with a fart, or break windows when she burps.
TheNotoriousMogg
06-09-2003, 03:55 PM
OMG, I laughed out loud again and everyone was lookin at me like I was crazy....:lol:
speediva
06-09-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by higgimonster
B/S. My fiance can clear a room with a fart, or break windows when she burps.
You're going to give away our secrets!!! :mad: Dorkwads. :wink:
B/S. My fiance can clear a room with a fart, or break windows when she burps.
You're going to give away our secrets!!! :mad: Dorkwads. :wink:
numbware
06-09-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Jonno
1-AMBITIOUS
Always ready for a fart.
http://66.227.101.70/contrib/legionxs/fart.gif
:lol: :lol:
1-AMBITIOUS
Always ready for a fart.
http://66.227.101.70/contrib/legionxs/fart.gif
:lol: :lol:
Sean
06-09-2003, 06:46 PM
6-SMART ALEC
Farts when ladies are present.
whoops :wink:
Farts when ladies are present.
whoops :wink:
Sanchi
06-09-2003, 06:50 PM
10-FOOLISH
Farts and laughs.
HAHAHA that is so me!!!!
Farts and laughs.
HAHAHA that is so me!!!!
dolla_bill0913
06-09-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Jonno
21-SNEAKY
Farts and blames it on the dog.
The only problem is I dont have a dog.:tongue:
21-SNEAKY
Farts and blames it on the dog.
The only problem is I dont have a dog.:tongue:
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