Naughty Businessman
Oz
06-09-2003, 12:25 AM
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all Night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
(Teh Oz says :nono:)
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all Night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
(Teh Oz says :nono:)
Pick
06-09-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Oz
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all Night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
(Teh Oz says :nono:)
:spit: :spit: :naughty:
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he asks the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and asks the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all Night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The man replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
(Teh Oz says :nono:)
:spit: :spit: :naughty:
YogsVR4
06-09-2003, 01:48 PM
:disappoin Please try again :wink:
jinushaun
06-09-2003, 02:24 PM
Classic! :rofl:
higgimonster
06-09-2003, 02:27 PM
I almost smiled
TheNotoriousMogg
06-09-2003, 03:58 PM
:eek7:
fullbloodchop01
06-09-2003, 04:11 PM
:boink: :boink: :boink: :loser:
Haibane
06-09-2003, 10:16 PM
The hell did he marry her for?
Sean
06-09-2003, 11:50 PM
thats what i want to know :bloated:
btw i like your sig haibane :bigthumb:
btw i like your sig haibane :bigthumb:
Ace$nyper
06-09-2003, 11:55 PM
:bigthumb: Yet again teh Oz comes through!
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