how's your inferiority complex?

this item won't help.

http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=1672

he must drive a really cheap and slow car...

Oh, that bloke... http://students.washington.edu/leprakon/dtm-af/smilies/wtc.gif

HOLY F*@#ING SH#T!!!!!!!!!! :eek: Tommy Lee would be jealous of that!

Thats alll? Poor guy. BTW ladies feel free to PM me heh

Originally posted by Ace$nyper
Thats alll? Poor guy. BTW ladies feel free to PM me heh

http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/52129627bullshit.jpg :nutkick:

Come on someone was going to say it i just got there first don't be jelous of my bad joke :thefinger J/K

:spit:

:gives:

Originally posted by TheNotoriousMogg
:gives:

apperently he does - and a big one at that :tongue:

OWWY

Originally posted by saturntangerine
OWWY

ow indeed, he must have quite a bit of blood, to prevent himself from passing out

HAHA i was gona say the same thing. I wish my neighbor was like his neighbor though!! :tongue:

did anyone click the link to see if it was real?

Originally posted by Sean Quinn
did anyone click the link to see if it was real?

The story is there, but its not a graphic site so no pics of the alleged phallus.

Originally posted by YogsVR4


The story is there, but its not a graphic site so no pics of the alleged phallus.

there is a link at the bottom that says 'see it for yourself', and it leads to his site

Am I the only one wondering what naki was searching for in order to find this gem of an article?

Originally posted by snowboarder
Am I the only one wondering what naki was searching for in order to find this gem of an article?

i think we have just come to expect the stuff naki posts, and not question its discovery.

However, Tarananaki, care to explain? we're waiting. :eek7:

Originally posted by Sean Quinn


i think we have just come to expect the stuff naki posts, and not question its discovery.

However, Tarananaki, care to explain? we're waiting. :eek7:

:eek: :eek: :shakehead

Goodness Gracious Lord Allmighty !!!:eek2:


I'm at a loss for something decent to say....but I agree with the Oowy comment !!!

Originally posted by Sean Quinn


i think we have just come to expect the stuff naki posts, and not question its discovery.

However, Tarananaki, care to explain? we're waiting. :eek7:

Easy...I have a couple of good sites where forum members exchange web links.:smile:

How did youthink I FOUND IT?:rolleyes: :confused: :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Sean Quinn

However, Tarananaki, care to explain? we're waiting. :eek7:

Yes Taranananananaki where did that come from? :D

lol :flipa:

i think we know what was implied :tongue:

My inferiority complex isn't tarnished by "THAT". I mean, damn, that's TOO big. Its like always carrying aroumd a baseball bat in your pocket. Imagine the looks you get in the local gym locker room. Plus, you can forget baseball. You can't find a 'cup' big enough for that.

I read the first sentence of the third paragraph and my inferiority complex was cured. Is that really average? or was the writer just trying to flatter readers?

No, that really is that statisticlly proven average.
What I have ALWAYS wanted to know is....who did all the measuring to find the average ???:bloated:

Originally posted by Pizzle00
No, that really is that statisticlly proven average.
What I have ALWAYS wanted to know is....who did all the measuring to find the average ???:bloated:

:feedback:

Originally posted by Pizzle00
No, that really is that statisticlly proven average.
What I have ALWAYS wanted to know is....who did all the measuring to find the average ???:bloated:

You mean the national survey inspector didn't come to your house?... Uh-oh, looks like I should call the police...

from his website, www.jonahfalcon.com

http://www.jonahfalcon.com/looks.jpg

Take a look in the upper right, at the pic of him in the vinyl (?) tan pants..... That's just scary...

Originally posted by Pizzle00
No, that really is that statisticlly proven average.
What I have ALWAYS wanted to know is....who did all the measuring to find the average ???:bloated:

They did an anonymous survey a few years back - I forget where I read about it so Google search.

And I would like to say that sounds horribly huge. :uhoh:

Originally posted by 94SolGrl


Take a look in the upper right, at the pic of him in the vinyl (?) tan pants..... That's just scary...

Even more scary is that the pic in the middle looks an AWFUL lot like Moppie!!! :eek: :eek2: :eek:

Perhaps we need to suggest a suitable celebrity partner for him?

Originally posted by 2strokebloke


You mean the national survey inspector didn't come to your house?... Uh-oh, looks like I should call the police...

I would hope they wouldnt come to my house because they wouldnt have much to measure on me seeing as I dont have what thier looking to measure....lol.....if I did, I would be one scary chic....lol.:eek7:

Originally posted by taranaki
Perhaps we need to suggest a suitable celebrity partner for him?

Moppie can be Mini-wee... or, wait... that wasn't very nice of me. :thefinger

:nono: thats just wrong funny as hell but wrong

:eek7: Disurbing.........