good ol' aussie humour...
Oz
06-08-2003, 03:22 AM
Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled
Bruce came running in
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up
"No way. We can't do it" Cobba said "Lets try Plan B"
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum" replied Cobba
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits."
"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce said "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled
Bruce came running in
"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up
"No way. We can't do it" Cobba said "Lets try Plan B"
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum" replied Cobba
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits."
"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce said "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"
Sean
06-08-2003, 03:44 AM
:spit: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO
Jimster
06-08-2003, 04:47 AM
:spit: :spit: :spit: :spit: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
only in Australia do they have a Vaccum under thier bathroom floors :bloated:
only in Australia do they have a Vaccum under thier bathroom floors :bloated:
94SolGrl
06-08-2003, 12:44 PM
^^Methinks Jim didn't get it...
but good one, nontheless. :bigthumb: :iceslolan
but good one, nontheless. :bigthumb: :iceslolan
numbware
06-08-2003, 12:53 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :spit: :spit: :lol:
RazorGTR
06-08-2003, 05:20 PM
ROTFLMAO
OZ you slay me mate.
OZ you slay me mate.
jinushaun
06-08-2003, 07:38 PM
Hahaha! :rofl: But I fail to see the :aus: uniqueness in the humour. :dunno:
Fritz The Cat
06-08-2003, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Jimster
only in Australia do they have a Vaccum under thier bathroom floors :bloated:
Thats because they're all upside down.
only in Australia do they have a Vaccum under thier bathroom floors :bloated:
Thats because they're all upside down.
2strokebloke
06-08-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Jimster
only in Australia do they have a Vaccum under thier bathroom floors :bloated:
:iamwithst
Sorry Jim, but you just gave me a chance to check out a new smilie that I couldn't resist.
only in Australia do they have a Vaccum under thier bathroom floors :bloated:
:iamwithst
Sorry Jim, but you just gave me a chance to check out a new smilie that I couldn't resist.
Jimster
06-09-2003, 12:59 AM
Only in Australia do women have a vaccum within thier reproductive organ:bloated:
Ace$nyper
06-09-2003, 01:14 AM
OMG OZ yet again you deliver a great one!:lol: :spit: :worshippy
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