Be careful when golfing!!!

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about
every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden . . .POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?
Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of
your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.....as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for
anything the rest of your life!" THEN POOF!....she was gone.
After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred,
where are you?" Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."
Dave yells back...... "DON'T SWING, FRED!!! For the love of God, DON'T
SWING!!!"

is this suppose to be a joke???:confused:

haha i get it:bigthumb:

as for the guy above me :slap: :newbie:

duh he didn't have butter because he killed the butter cups..

and if that guy killed the pussywillows he would have no Pussy:sadwavey:

Jokes just aren't jokes when you have to explain them.

Originally posted by arthur12187
is this suppose to be a joke???:confused:

funnier then anything you've ever posted. :rolleyes:

tonio - 'twas a repost...but still funny as hell. :biggrin:

Originally posted by arthur12187
is this suppose to be a joke???:confused:

Originally posted by taranaki


watch out, he means it. however i might do the same if i am forced to imagine your yellow on black diesel again

Yep a goodie for sure.

lol
heard this one...but its still funny

classic :smile:

haha i get it:boink: :boink: :boink:

why the hell would she grow them in the woods where no one can see them.. mother nature sux.. lol