Some stuff to think about...

A fool and his money can throw one hell of a party.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Am I ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

Time is fun when you're having flies... Kermit

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

Remember: First you pillage then you burn.

To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to market reproductive organs.

Half the people in the world are below average.

Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Strip mining prevents forest fires.

I'm pretty sure that sex is better than logic but I can't prove it.

A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

If a thing is worth doing wouldn't it have been done already?

Ham and Eggs. Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig.

"If at first you don't succeed, erase all evidence that you had ever tried in the first place" - A friend of mine used to say that all the time.

"The face of a child can say everything, especially the mouth part of the face." - Jack Handy.

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those are great!:lol:


as are the new smilies!

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