Teacher Student Joke

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.

Britney :No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Britney :My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! :evillol::runaround::evillol:

Good one!

Nice Joke

Teacher : 2+2 equal to
Student: 4
Teacher: correct
Student:Its perfect.

Teacher: Raju tell me alphabets?
Raju: Small or Capital teacher!

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:- As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny:- He became father only after I was born.

Teacher:Today we know about Robot.
Raju: We know it before only teacher.
Teacher: What you know?
Raju: Director-Sankar,Music-A.R.Rahman,Hero-Rajinikanth,Heroine-Aishwarya

Teacher: Chanti!Do you know why doctors,nurses wear mosque in the operation theatre?
Chanti : I think if any mistake happens no one should find who did it? Teacher!

It is really good one.

Teacher: Which is your native place?
Rahul: Maharashtra m'aam.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
Rahul: Actually my native place is goa.

A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.