Telling Time
Atomis27
06-06-2003, 10:32 AM
A man was driving down a desert road in the dark of night when his headlights picked out the shape of something ahead of him. He slowed to a stop and got out to find an Indian man in the road, totally naked, with a rather large erection.
The driver was irate. "You damned fool, I could have run you over! What the hell are you doing in the middle of the road!"
The Indian replied, "Telling time."
The driver shot back, "You're out of your mind! If you're sitting here telling time, then what time is it?"
The Indian glanced down at his swollen member, then looked back up at the driver. "10:00".
Looking at his watch, the driver was amazed to find that the Indian was right. "Well I'll be damned." Still amazed, he got back in his car and drove on.
A few miles further down the road, he came upon another Indian in the same position, naked in the road, hard as a rock. Climbing out of the car, he launched into his tirade once more. "What the hell are you doing out here! Don't you know I could've killed you! What are you doing!"
Once again the Indian answered, "Telling time."
"Oh yeah?" the driver challenged. "What time is it?"
The Indian looked down at his tool, then back at the driver. "10:15."
The Indian was correct, so shaking his head, the driver got back in his car and drove on.
A mile down the road he came upon yet another Indian in the road. He stopped and got out of his car, only to find the Indian masturbating.
"I guess you're telling time too, huh?" the driver asked.
"Nope," said the Indian, still working his wang.
"Then what the hell are you doing!" the driver yelled.
"Winding watch."
The driver was irate. "You damned fool, I could have run you over! What the hell are you doing in the middle of the road!"
The Indian replied, "Telling time."
The driver shot back, "You're out of your mind! If you're sitting here telling time, then what time is it?"
The Indian glanced down at his swollen member, then looked back up at the driver. "10:00".
Looking at his watch, the driver was amazed to find that the Indian was right. "Well I'll be damned." Still amazed, he got back in his car and drove on.
A few miles further down the road, he came upon another Indian in the same position, naked in the road, hard as a rock. Climbing out of the car, he launched into his tirade once more. "What the hell are you doing out here! Don't you know I could've killed you! What are you doing!"
Once again the Indian answered, "Telling time."
"Oh yeah?" the driver challenged. "What time is it?"
The Indian looked down at his tool, then back at the driver. "10:15."
The Indian was correct, so shaking his head, the driver got back in his car and drove on.
A mile down the road he came upon yet another Indian in the road. He stopped and got out of his car, only to find the Indian masturbating.
"I guess you're telling time too, huh?" the driver asked.
"Nope," said the Indian, still working his wang.
"Then what the hell are you doing!" the driver yelled.
"Winding watch."
drklver
06-06-2003, 10:39 AM
:D
YogsVR4
06-06-2003, 11:02 AM
I could see the semi coming but I just couldn't get out of the way :)
Atomis27
06-06-2003, 02:29 PM
Well, I got 2 smileys, maybe I'll try for 3 next time.
But still, not bad for my first attempt. :licker:
But still, not bad for my first attempt. :licker:
sidewinder69
06-06-2003, 02:33 PM
:D
There's your three!
There's your three!
Atomis27
06-06-2003, 02:37 PM
w00t! :ylsuper
Sean
06-06-2003, 08:52 PM
laf :)
i was thinking they were maybe using their wang as a sundial or something, then i was wondering what they would be doing with a sundial at night
i was thinking they were maybe using their wang as a sundial or something, then i was wondering what they would be doing with a sundial at night
ChopinPorkChop
06-06-2003, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Sean Quinn
laf :)
i was thinking they were maybe using their wang as a sundial or something, then i was wondering what they would be doing with a sundial at night
ditto
laf :)
i was thinking they were maybe using their wang as a sundial or something, then i was wondering what they would be doing with a sundial at night
ditto
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