Funny Warnings
suzymatt
06-06-2003, 12:51 AM
On instructions for a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial bath bar:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner package:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging from a Rowenta Iron.
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial bath bar:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner package:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert:
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging from a Rowenta Iron.
Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a package of Sunmaid raisins:
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
sidewinder69
06-06-2003, 12:57 AM
WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REPOST ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
j/k.....funny, if I hadn't seent them b4.
REPOST ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
j/k.....funny, if I hadn't seent them b4.
Sean
06-06-2003, 01:13 AM
lol those are good. i still like the 'directions of a packet of toothpicks'.
Thumbs up to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.
Thumbs up to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.
drklver
06-06-2003, 11:29 AM
For indoor or outdoor use only.
ive seen that before, but i thought i was just high!;)
ive seen that before, but i thought i was just high!;)
YogsVR4
06-06-2003, 11:37 AM
classic :)
VWSNOT
06-06-2003, 03:56 PM
:rolleyes::hehehe: omg funny
2strokebloke
06-06-2003, 05:52 PM
I saw on a frozen pizza box once "Serving Suggestions: cook before serving." :D
ghostchild316
06-06-2003, 06:01 PM
I like this one:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
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