gettin old

i hope this is not a repost! :D


three sisters, ages 92,94 and 96 live in a house together. one night the 96-year-old draws a bath.
she puts her foot in and pauses.
she yells to the other sisters, "was i getting in or out of the bath?"
the 94-year-old yells back, "i dont know ill come up and see."
she starts up the stairs and pauses.
"was i going up the stairs or down?"
the 92-year-old, who is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, shakes her head and says, "i sure hope i never get that forgetful." she knocks on wood for good measure.

she then yells, "ill come up and help both of you as soon as i see whos at the door."

K

uh... nice try

Made me chuckle. :dunno:

Needs work.

Wow! Hard crowd!

Pretty sad, but certainly some truth in that somewhere....

OK I'll just label it lame :bloated:

ROFLMAO

Wait...I was laughing at a different joke...

Originally posted by Toksin
ROFLMAO

Wait...I was laughing at a different joke...


You are sooo cold.:finger:

Thank you :)

the only thing "gettin old" is your post-whoring, drk.

Heard it before - it's funnier when somebody tells it than it is when you read it.

And then there's the story about the 60 year old couple walking down the beach together. They come across a sealed bottle in the sand and open it up. Out comes a genie that grants them two wishes. The wife says she always wanted to go on a trip around the world and ... poof... she is holding two tickets for a cruise to do just that. Now the husband says to the genie, " I want a wife that's 30 years younger than me!" and poof... he's 90 years old.....

:owned:

:sly: :wtf: :banhim:


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