Speakin of Coffee Break

Seeing we are in COFFEE BREAK..take a min and see what type of personality you are..pretty funny stuff!!

http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.php

:hehehe:

Welcome to OT and I hate you.That damn site is wrong! I am not ! I just like a flat white,o.k.?:flipa: ;)

hahahaha! And welcome.

Here's mine:


Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink venti chocoalte brownie frappucino are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

:D

Originally posted by KatWoman
hahahaha! And welcome.

Here's mine:

:D Same here... :o

No, I don't believe this is correct. I suspect they would not be laughing...
Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "all the money in the register or I 'll shoot you in the face" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.:devil:

Personality type: Fat

You're always worrying about your weight. That's because you're fat. You're constantly whining about problems that are your own fault. You are a total pain in the ass.

Also drinks: Diet RC Cola
Can also be found: On Jerry Springer



Ha ha, I asked for a strong skinny latte. FAT?! AAAAARGH!!!!!!!! he he

First time around I got:

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "brains lots of them" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.

Second time I got:
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

PS: Martini bars are stupid - and so is starbucks... all I asked for was "Coffee, lot's of it."

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Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.<br>
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:rolleyes: it's just a sense of humor thing ..lol just thought I'd share .

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink Tall Chai are potheads.

*Also drinks: Sparkling water
*Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores

ummmmm, no?

My other drink left me as "Clueless". ;)

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "Beer" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.

Attempt 2:
Personality type: Asshat

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink Triple shot espresso are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better

OMG :eek: It's right! :finger:

lol..

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks water.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home



..what-the-hell is V8??

V8 is a bad tasting vegetable juice.

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks coffee.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home





errrr......OK :bloated:

Man, the Matrix Oracle makes more sense than that damn cup!

Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "beer" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves. stoopid starbucks!!!:flipa:

The Oracle of Starbucks



The all-knowing Oracle of Starbucks Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Asshat

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink Cappachino are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better


:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:

I have to laugh about this one. My Boyfriend belongs to an Acura CL Forum and One of the guys on there is always referring to some people as Asshats..and the first time we heard it we were dieing!!! Infact my bf wanted to get a Vanity Plate that read

A55HAT

But NH wouldn't allow it :flipa: its was funny to see that come up on this...I am crackin up over here!!!
:hehehe::hehehe:

Cappachino? BOINGO! :D

I know that is why i lauged I mispelled it, and that was the result!!