Quotes from the Stars

13) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)

12) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." (Barbara Bush, Former US First Lady)

11) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word , meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." (Robin Williams)

10) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." (Billy Crystal)

9) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." (Rod Stewart)

8) "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do." (Henry Kissinger)

7) "My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading." (Steve Jobs, Founder: Apple Computer)

6) "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee, the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." (Dan Rather, News anchorman)

5) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" (Arnold Schwartzenegger)

4) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." (Tiger Woods)

3) "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." (Roseanne)

2) According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful. (Robert De Niro)

1) AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS: See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. (Robin Williams)

:lol2: Very good.

1) AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS: See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. (Robin Williams)


I like this one.....lol.......

hahaha your joker man~:D

Thats funny, and hell yeah, the Enough blood one was a classic!!

De Niros quote is my favourite- only because it's so damn true :D

Originally posted by Jimster
De Niros quote is my favourite- only because it's so damn true :D

ditto:D

got these off punkvoter.com has other things too

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
George W. Bush, Jr.

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between mother and child."
Gov GWB

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
Gov GW Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
GW Bush, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change."
GWB 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."
Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it isÑI'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president."

"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."
St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
GW Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
George W. Bush,

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
Gov G W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
Gov George W. Bush, Jr.

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9

"I love foreplay because, shit... you're young and you have knives, so crazy shit happens" - Angelina Jolie

"What would happen if I met my character, Lara Croft, on the street? Hell.. I'd be dating her!" - Angelina Jolie

I *heart* her

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GWB is just that! Great quotes BTW, that Robin Williams HBO special has me ROFL everytime I see it! :hehehe:

:D

:thumbup: good one :D