I almost killed someone

I had to work earlier tonight. I work at a grocery store with a huge parking lot. I park my car where I can see it from inside the store. Somehow, someone managed to mess with it while I wasn't paying attention. When I was taking out an order I looked down the parking lot and saw that my car had been tampered with. I started to get scared at first because I couldn't see everything that was done to it (and i JUST GOT a new 400$ hood 2 days ago). I walked to my car to find my wiper blades pointed up and a few random objects (napkin, hanger, bag) thrown in my car from the open (tilted) sunroof. I figured it was someone who didn't like me and I searched the parking lot for someone suspcious. The rest of the night I was in a bad mood and constantly watching my car. Then when I got off I checked my voice mail and one of my friends had come by and done it as a joke. I was relieved but now it's time for payback. What should I do?

P.S. he doesn't have a car, he sold his and is awaiting a new one...

Whats this got to do with killing people?

Lesson learnt - don't leave sunroof open
What does this have to do with almost killing someone?
Revenge - Invite him over for a nice home cooked meal. Then insrt liquid laxative at the approriate time. The whole bottle.

revenge ??
get a viagra tablet or as many as you like and put it in his tea or have a party and put in his food!! TIP best at a party as all yours and his mates will call him stiffler and the like !! HA HA HA:D

I was also thinking of laxative in some chocolate chip cookies.

why not a combination of viagra an laxative,

Lancer2K2 stole my suggestion, it's a good one. :D

You could let the air out of all of his tires, dont vandalize them just empty them.

Or put his car on blocks, leave the wheels right next to the car though. But you have to ensure they wont be stolen...

Originally posted by lancer2k2
why not a combination of viagra an laxative,

LOL that would be so funny

do not listen to these amatures i have 2 sites that will help u

spymall.com --- revenge items

http://www.nastynation.com/nuke/modules.php?name=News&new_topic=6 --- ideas and other things

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I was also thinking of laxative in some chocolate chip cookies. ROFL!!! :spit:

He'd be stuck on the crapper, and would onluy be able to piss in his own face!! :lol2: (or at least onto the opposite wall... certainly not in the correct dirrection...) :hehehe:

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
do not listen to these amatures i have 2 sites that will help u

spymall.com --- revenge items

http://www.nastynation.com/nuke/modules.php?name=News&new_topic=6 --- ideas and other things

you realize no-ones going to listen to any revenge ideas you have after that pipe-bomb fiasco, right? :rolleyes:

i like the viagra-lax idea. would suck to be him, but would be funny to see!! question is, would he grab for the front of his pants first, or the back? :bloated:

Originally posted by stuffed_crust
do not listen to these amatures i have 2 sites that will help u

spymall.com --- revenge items

http://www.nastynation.com/nuke/modules.php?name=News&new_topic=6 --- ideas and other things


Yeah he doesn't want to pipe bomb his school, then smoke bomb it and then fake a suicide.



NEXT!:rolleyes:

Get some superglue and squirt it into the drivers door lock :devil: :devil:
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