Marriage.............
Jimster
06-01-2003, 10:40 PM
This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and
party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right
back..."
"Where are you going coochy cooh...?", asked the wife. "I'm going to the
bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?" Then she opens the door
to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of
saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie... but the bar.... you know... the frozen
glass...". He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face"? She takes a huge beer
mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long.
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres poochi pooh?" She opens the oven and takes out 15
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and
all that..."
The wife looks at him and said:
"You want some dirty words cutie pie? SIT THE FUCK DOWN - DRINK YOUR FUCKIN'
BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKIN' MUG - EAT YOUR FUCKIN' SNACKS -
YOU AREN'T GOING TO THE FUCKIN' BAR !!! GOT IT, ASSHOLE ?!?!"
very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town, tease the barmaids and
party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right
back..."
"Where are you going coochy cooh...?", asked the wife. "I'm going to the
bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?" Then she opens the door
to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of
saying is, "Yes, loolie loolie... but the bar.... you know... the frozen
glass...". He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face"? She takes a huge beer
mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long.
I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres poochi pooh?" She opens the oven and takes out 15
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words and
all that..."
The wife looks at him and said:
"You want some dirty words cutie pie? SIT THE FUCK DOWN - DRINK YOUR FUCKIN'
BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKIN' MUG - EAT YOUR FUCKIN' SNACKS -
YOU AREN'T GOING TO THE FUCKIN' BAR !!! GOT IT, ASSHOLE ?!?!"
Toksin
06-01-2003, 11:17 PM
ROFL
Suislide
06-01-2003, 11:42 PM
:eek: LOL! awesome, Jimmy.:D
tonioseven
06-02-2003, 12:08 AM
Teh Jimmy has a camera in my house!!!:eek: :p
sidewinder69
06-02-2003, 12:13 AM
HAHAHAAHHA!
I was wondering when all that cochie coo shit was gonna end!!!
Nice joke!
I was wondering when all that cochie coo shit was gonna end!!!
Nice joke!
Jimster
06-02-2003, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by sidewinder69
HAHAHAAHHA!
I was wondering when all that cochie coo shit was gonna end!!!
Nice joke!
who said anything about a joke:finger: :finger:
HAHAHAAHHA!
I was wondering when all that cochie coo shit was gonna end!!!
Nice joke!
who said anything about a joke:finger: :finger:
lordvektra
06-02-2003, 11:55 AM
:hehehe: poor guy
drklver
06-02-2003, 01:28 PM
:D sound like every married guy i know!!!i feel bad for all of u!!
YogsVR4
06-02-2003, 02:56 PM
:hehehe:
jinushaun
06-02-2003, 08:18 PM
Hahaha! :hehehe:
Neutrino
06-02-2003, 08:28 PM
:D ;) :p
Haibane
06-02-2003, 10:46 PM
although that was funny, he was happily married, so what is so wrong with marriage if he is happy?
B16 SiRII
06-03-2003, 03:45 PM
:spit:
gigatron
06-03-2003, 03:51 PM
LoL well... with all the shit she got ready for him he should stfu and sit down :p why not invite the guys lol...
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