My new answer on the answering machine

Greetings, you have reached the sixth sense detective agency! We know who you are and what you want, so at the the sound of the tone, please hang up.













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I say..."kill all answer phones".....i feel like a dork when i talk to one :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

Originally posted by primera man
I say..."kill all answer phones".....i feel like a dork when i talk to one :bloated: :bloated: :bloated:

That's your problem right there!!! PM, you aren't supposed to talk TO answering machines, you talk to whomever you called through the medium of the answering machine!!!

What, did you think the machine would talk back to you ;) j/k

Originally posted by saturntangerine


That's your problem right there!!! PM, you aren't supposed to talk TO answering machines, you talk to whomever you called through the medium of the answering machine!!!

What, did you think the machine would talk back to you ;) j/k

Darn....you mean all this time i've been talking to a "thing"....

I get a lot of machine when calling people from my dad's office telling them their glasses have arrived. I got one that went something like this:

*raspy old woman* Hold on... *things shuffle around* *music starts to play, quiet at first, but then loud and distorted as she moved the stereo closer to the mic* Oh Honey, I want your body, I love you so much, I want to... *music stops* *raspy old woman speaks* Leave a message after the bloopy *about a 10 second wait listening to more things shuffling around and old woman muttering under her breath trying to figure out how to get the message to end* BEEP!

:rolleyes:

"This is Dr......."

I think it's time for her Ritalin!!!! :D

You can find some good ones to use off of Morpheus.

I like to put a normal message, then set the machine to just hang up. :lol2:

My answering machine gets rid of most ppl. it says "Eh, youve reached Rich, im too lazy to answer the phone, so hang up, cause im not gonna call u back neways."

" Hello, this is the motherf#cking answerphone. you can leave a message if you want, but I probably wouldnt be f%cked to call you back so dont bother. [BEEEP]:D

Originally posted by HuMMerMan
My answering machine gets rid of most ppl. it says "Eh, youve reached Rich, im too lazy to answer the phone, so hang up, cause im not gonna call u back neways."
Yeah, i find it always better to tell them the truth:D

Answering machine is so annoying. I just hang up and call again later.

Im an ass. home or not home i rarely answer the phone, Its about a 1% chance that its someone I actually want to talk to anyways, and if it is a friend or someone important, then they can call my cell, or they know they can find me on MSN about 90% of the time

I don't know why I even have my own phone here (I'm boarding in the basement of a single lady's house, there are 2 other students boarding as well, both French). I keep it disconnected all the time. Half the calls are French and I don't speak a lick of it, others are just for people that I really don't know or care if they're here or not....

With Caller ID these days answering machine are not really that useful anymore.

Originally posted by F20C
With Caller ID these days answering machine are not really that useful anymore.

Yep i have one of them....you can pick out who you want to talk to then !!

Even if they block the number you can still contact the telephone service provider for the number.

Some of you are calling the answering machine an answer phone. I dont think I've heard that done before.













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Originally posted by YogsVR4
Some of you are calling the answering machine an answer phone. I dont think I've heard that done before.

Answering machine / Answer Phone.....whats the diff? :confused:

Im just guessing that an answering machine is standalone, while an answer phone has a telephone and answering machine built into 1 unit.

correct me if im wrong here?

Ive just never heard it called an answer phone

North America is the only place I've heard it called an answering machine instead. Craig David's "Fill Me In" says "Calls diverted to answerphone..." I think he's British or something too.

One of my friends had the funniest answering machines i've ever heard.... you hear a girl and a guy moaning and screaming loud like they're havin some crazy sex, then you hear him like panting and he's like "sorry i can't come to the phone, i'm a little busy right now.. please... ooohhh, oh yeah... leave a message at the.. OH YEAH... beep"

it was funny :D

the voice mail thing on my cell phone now has music playing (xzibit - alcohol) "call it what you wanna call it, i'm a fuckin alkaholik" then i say hey this is phil, leave a message
i don't like it, but i don't know what else to change it to

How about one that goes

Hello, the answering machine is broken. This is Dave's Refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message on myself with one of these magnets.













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Let's just say mine has a slight anti-telemarketer tinge to it. Once the hear my message, they don't dare call back because I will sue the hell out of them. :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4
How about one that goes

Hello, the answering machine is broken. This is Dave's Refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message on myself with one of these magnets.


where have i heard that before?? :confused:

What do you call the machine that has multiple feature combine in one?

FAX
Answer machine
Phone
Printer
Scanner

Originally posted by F20C
What do you call the machine that has multiple feature combine in one?

FAX
Answer machine
Phone
Printer
Scanner

That is a freakin work of satan himself.:devil:

Originally posted by F20C
What do you call the machine that has multiple feature combine in one?

FAX
Answer machine
Phone
Printer
Scanner I'd probably call it "FAPPS." Or maybe "Arnold." :right:

There are those product on the market today. I guess it saves space since you don't have to buy multiple items anymore.

i need to reset mine and its gonna be soemthing where we just say liek talk to me, tehn silence and teh after like a min or so be liek haha were not here, leave a message. The other thing i might do is something like my away message which reads hey i cant awnser ur im right now. If ur a hot girl, ill be back in a few, if ur my mom or dad, im studying, if ur my non-esistent g/f, im out with the guys, and if ur a guy i dont know, screw u. Of course Id cahgne it for the phone, but oh well.

That's just an all-in-one fax and phone.... those have been on sale for years :D