Definition of politics
YogsVR4
11-08-2001, 10:26 PM
A little boy came home from school one day and said to his father, "Dad what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomarrow." The father thought some and said, "Ok, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an anology. Lets say that I'm capitalism because I'm the breadwinner. Your mother will be government because she controls everything, our maid will be the working class becuase she works for us. You will be the people because you anser to us, and your baby brother will be ther future. Does that help any?" The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I dont know, but I'll think about what you said."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was woken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest bedroom down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. Because he couldn't do anything else, he turned and went back to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breadfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now." "Excellend, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?" The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people and that the futures full of shit."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was woken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest bedroom down the hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his father was in bed with the maid. Because he couldn't do anything else, he turned and went back to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breadfast table, "Dad, I think I understand politics much better now." "Excellend, my boy," he answered, "What have you learned?" The little boy thought for a minute and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class, government is sound asleep ignoring the people and that the futures full of shit."
Heep
11-08-2001, 10:30 PM
lol :D:D
genius :D
genius :D
YogsVR4
11-09-2001, 08:01 AM
I'm disappointed. This was pretty damn funny, but I only get one comment? What do I have to do around here, post *another* thread about what the hell my post count is? The whoring thing is cute for awhile but its getting way out of hand. Almost every third post is another whoring thread. If theres one open - use it, dont post a new "I'm at XXX posts now!" thread.
DVSNCYNIKL
11-09-2001, 08:45 AM
ROFLMGDAO!!!:hehehe::hehehe:
Where do you come up with them Yogs?:hehe:
Where do you come up with them Yogs?:hehe:
Heep
11-09-2001, 12:04 PM
I can't wait to see the "!!! 1000 !!!" thread, started by Yogs :D:D
YogsVR4
11-09-2001, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Heep
I can't wait to see the "!!! 1000 !!!" thread, started by Yogs :D:D
Dont hold your breath. That shit got old real fast.
I can't wait to see the "!!! 1000 !!!" thread, started by Yogs :D:D
Dont hold your breath. That shit got old real fast.
gdalton
11-09-2001, 01:43 PM
Funny as hell yogs.:spit:
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