Ladies night out...
tonioseven
06-01-2003, 04:35 PM
This is from my wife...
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled
out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend
licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone,
another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his
other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my
third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the
$50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the
guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on
me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was
churning as I reached for my wallet......
What could I do????
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,
grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home.
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled
out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend
licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone,
another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his
other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my
third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the
$50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the
guy gyrates over to me!!! Now everyone's attention is focused on
me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was
churning as I reached for my wallet......
What could I do????
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,
grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home.
Suislide
06-01-2003, 05:40 PM
:hehehe: heard it before, but it's no less funny!
lordvektra
06-02-2003, 12:01 PM
REPOST!!! you suck
jk :D still funny
jk :D still funny
emerge
06-02-2003, 12:23 PM
rofl...i've never heard that before
drklver
06-02-2003, 01:14 PM
:D :D :D
sidewinder69
06-02-2003, 02:19 PM
REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!!
Still kinda good though. It would suck if it happened to you. :flipa:
Still kinda good though. It would suck if it happened to you. :flipa:
tonioseven
06-02-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by sidewinder69
REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!!
Still kinda good though. It would suck if it happened to you. :flipa: Wouldn't have happened to me because I would,ve taken the money and ran as soon as they put it on my ass!!!:p
REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!! REPOST ALERT!!!!!!
Still kinda good though. It would suck if it happened to you. :flipa: Wouldn't have happened to me because I would,ve taken the money and ran as soon as they put it on my ass!!!:p
TheNotoriousMogg
06-02-2003, 04:03 PM
LOL
fullbloodchop01
06-02-2003, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by tonioseven
Wouldn't have happened to me because I would,ve taken the money and ran as soon as they put it on my ass!!!:p
HAHAHA:D :D i would have done it too;)
Wouldn't have happened to me because I would,ve taken the money and ran as soon as they put it on my ass!!!:p
HAHAHA:D :D i would have done it too;)
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