Bad joke :ugh:
KatWoman
05-30-2003, 03:27 PM
From another forum.........
"I just heard like 5 seconds ago on TV that Rosie O'Donnel died. She drowned and was found facedown in Rikki Lake."
~running to avoid onslaught of rotten tomatoes~
"I just heard like 5 seconds ago on TV that Rosie O'Donnel died. She drowned and was found facedown in Rikki Lake."
~running to avoid onslaught of rotten tomatoes~
Suislide
05-30-2003, 03:29 PM
i've coughed up funnier things then that. :p
seriousley though, it wasn't that bad...:bloated:
seriousley though, it wasn't that bad...:bloated:
YogsVR4
05-30-2003, 03:29 PM
Not you too Kat! Please tell me you're not joining the ranks of poor taste jokers around here of which I am often a contributor ;)
Now where is that fruit basket!
Now where is that fruit basket!
KatWoman
05-30-2003, 03:34 PM
I am working the phones today....I needed some kind of entertainment :D :D :D I text messaged the joke to Alex on his phone...cant wait for the angry call hehe!
90EX
05-30-2003, 04:22 PM
Time to bring out the bad jokes:
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that. About a week later she's back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that. About a week later she's back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
ac427cpe
05-31-2003, 12:32 AM
a guy walks into a bar and says "ouch"
Shortbus
05-31-2003, 12:41 AM
Horse walks into a bar and the bartender ask's the horse...
Why the long face?
My little contribution:o
Why the long face?
My little contribution:o
Jimster
05-31-2003, 12:47 AM
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!!! :lol2:
90EX- I like that joke of yours :D
To get to the other side!!!!! :lol2:
90EX- I like that joke of yours :D
taranaki
05-31-2003, 01:20 AM
Doctor: Well,the diagnosis is simple,it's kleptomania.I'll give you a prescription for some tablets.
Patient: What if they don't work?
Doctor: Can you try to get me a DVD?
Patient: What if they don't work?
Doctor: Can you try to get me a DVD?
Toksin
05-31-2003, 01:26 AM
Two guys walk into a bar.
You figure the second one would've ducked.
You figure the second one would've ducked.
taranaki
05-31-2003, 01:29 AM
blonde walks into a post office....ought to pay more attention.
Judge
05-31-2003, 03:49 AM
you're right, that was horrible.
I stared at it blankly for five minutes trying to find any little scrap of amusement in it - and failed.
I stared at it blankly for five minutes trying to find any little scrap of amusement in it - and failed.
Toksin
05-31-2003, 03:53 AM
Speaking of which Judge, where the fuck have you been?
Judge
05-31-2003, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by Toksin
Speaking of which Judge, where the fuck have you been?
around ;)
Speaking of which Judge, where the fuck have you been?
around ;)
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