...funny, laugh, smile, come in
updategal
06-24-2011, 08:05 AM
if u have funny story or words pls share
this story is dedicated to car engineer and taxi driver :)
from a young doctor:
A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket.
“How can the three of you travel on one ticket?” asks a lawyer.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.
Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.
When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The lawyers are impressed with this clever idea. One the way home from the conference, they decide to copy the engineers’ technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all!
“How in the hell are you going to pull this off?” asks a lawyer.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.
They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom.
Shortly after the train departs, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. “Ticket, please!” :D
plz share or just comment
this story is dedicated to car engineer and taxi driver :)
from a young doctor:
A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket.
“How can the three of you travel on one ticket?” asks a lawyer.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.
Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them.
When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The lawyers are impressed with this clever idea. One the way home from the conference, they decide to copy the engineers’ technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don’t buy a ticket at all!
“How in the hell are you going to pull this off?” asks a lawyer.
“Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.
They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom.
Shortly after the train departs, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. “Ticket, please!” :D
plz share or just comment
updategal
06-24-2011, 08:33 AM
Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
-Josh-
06-24-2011, 11:36 AM
I can appreciate any joke that makes fun of lawyers :)
An Irishman walks into a bar, looks at the man passed out on the floor and says "i'll have what he had!"
An Irishman walks into a bar, looks at the man passed out on the floor and says "i'll have what he had!"
fredjacksonsan
06-24-2011, 06:35 PM
Q: What's the best thing about having sex with one hundred twenty eight year olds?
A: There are one hundred of them!
tick tick tick (sound of brains turning over)....
A: There are one hundred of them!
tick tick tick (sound of brains turning over)....
03cavPA
06-24-2011, 08:59 PM
OICWUTUDIDTHAR :tongue:
updategal
06-26-2011, 08:21 AM
from a doctor:
A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
A man comes into the ER and yells, 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
brokedownbuickgirl
06-28-2011, 03:22 AM
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. :grinyes:
updategal
07-09-2011, 06:01 AM
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. :grinyes:
cool words
cool words
speediva
07-09-2011, 03:01 PM
Like this thread! Got lots o' good mojo. :)
updategal
07-11-2011, 09:25 AM
wat car do u like most?
speediva
07-11-2011, 11:32 AM
wat car do u like most?
In general? As a dream car? Out of my current stable of autos?
In general? As a dream car? Out of my current stable of autos?
-Josh-
07-11-2011, 01:55 PM
In general? As a dream car? Out of my current stable of autos?
I know! Your dream car is a 1985 Yugo GV!
I know! Your dream car is a 1985 Yugo GV!
speediva
07-11-2011, 04:19 PM
I know! Your dream car is a 1985 Yugo GV!
Dude, it was supposed to be a surprise when I posted it later. :loser:
Dude, it was supposed to be a surprise when I posted it later. :loser:
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