Globalization
Ace$nyper
05-28-2003, 10:37 PM
hope this isn't a repost. Enjoy.
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French
tunnel, driving a Germ
an car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish
whiskey, followed closely
by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American
doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates' technology and
you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese
made chips, and Korean-
made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshia workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries drive
n by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
trucked by Mexican illega
l aliens, and finally sold to you.
That, my friend, is Globalization!
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French
tunnel, driving a Germ
an car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish
whiskey, followed closely
by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American
doctor,
using Brazilian medicines!
And this is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates' technology and
you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese
made chips, and Korean-
made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshia workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries drive
n by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
trucked by Mexican illega
l aliens, and finally sold to you.
That, my friend, is Globalization!
jinushaun
05-28-2003, 10:45 PM
I don't understand why everyone is against globalisation. :confused: Damn those WTO protestors destroying my town (Seattle, WA, USA).
Oz
05-28-2003, 10:46 PM
:lol2::lol2::lol2:
GOOD ONE!
GOOD ONE!
Jimster
05-29-2003, 12:32 AM
NICE!!!!!!!!! :lol2:
Nothing is really wrong with globalisation- people are just oblivious to change- most of these hippies probably chain themselves to Redwood trees and the like as well:rolleyes:
Nothing is really wrong with globalisation- people are just oblivious to change- most of these hippies probably chain themselves to Redwood trees and the like as well:rolleyes:
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