Joke
Oz
05-28-2003, 03:55 AM
Joe sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more then a whisper.
"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go....I....I'm the one who took the ten thousand dollars from your safe....I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. and it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income-tax evasion to the government..."
"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought," answered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you".
"Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go....I....I'm the one who took the ten thousand dollars from your safe....I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. and it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income-tax evasion to the government..."
"That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought," answered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you".
tazdev
05-28-2003, 04:04 AM
LOL :D
Jimster
05-28-2003, 04:16 AM
:eek: LOL :lol2:
Till death do us part :bloated:
Till death do us part :bloated:
ryan_guest1985
05-28-2003, 09:02 AM
LMAO that's a good joke!!
tonioseven
05-28-2003, 10:23 AM
Revenge rocks!!:cool:
drklver
05-28-2003, 03:00 PM
hahaha!!:D Till death do us part oh thats terrible!!!:D
lordvektra
05-28-2003, 03:11 PM
LOL:hehehe:
YogsVR4
05-28-2003, 03:21 PM
:D :D
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