Things my mother taught me

My Mother taught me LOGIC...
If you fall off that swing and break your neck,
you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP...
Put your sweater on;
don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...
Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR...
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
If you don't eat your vegetables,
you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX...
How do you think you got here?

My mother taught me about GENETICS...
You are just like your father!

My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
Do you think you were born in a barn?

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
When you get to be my age, you will understand.

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
Just wait until your father gets home.

My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
You are going to get it when we get home.

And my all time favorite thing-JUSTICE
One day you will have kids,
and I hope they turn out just like YOU.
Then you'll see what it's like."

:D

Originally posted by De$i Gank$ta
My Mother taught me LOGIC...
If you fall off that swing and break your neck,
you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP...
Put your sweater on;
don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...
Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR...
When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
If you don't eat your vegetables,
you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me ABOUT SEX...
How do you think you got here?

My mother taught me about GENETICS...
You are just like your father!

My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
Do you think you were born in a barn?

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
When you get to be my age, you will understand.

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
Just wait until your father gets home.

My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
You are going to get it when we get home.

And my all time favorite thing-JUSTICE
One day you will have kids,
and I hope they turn out just like YOU.
Then you'll see what it's like."

oh NO! YOU'RE back...;) :D

and drklver, honestly, you're taking post-whoring to a new level. at least type one word in your post instead of JUST a smiley in every single OT thread...

:)

Desi i have read some pretty damned funny threads of yours, but come on, its like you aren't even trying. I know you can do better, i know it man:p

heh heh im back and im coming back strong.......heh heh........yeh i know this is kinda weak.....ah well i gotta get back in my groove.....

true, true, glad to see ya again.

hahah im going old school, i got my original matching avatar and signature.....;)

Originally posted by De$i Gank$ta
heh heh im back and im coming back strong.......heh heh........yeh i know this is kinda weak.....ah well i gotta find some groove.....


That seems better :lol2:

heh heh jimster, that makes me feel very good.....i come back after along time and all i get insults.......DAMN JOO ALL