My Dog
Graphik Styles
05-25-2003, 01:08 PM
My Dog, Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine Sex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to
renew his dog license I told the clerk I would like to have a
license for Sex. He said I'd like to have one, too." Then I said But
this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I
said But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years
old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon I took the dog with me.
I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex.
I said You don't understand.
Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing
there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the
contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't
understand," I said I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a
show-off.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight custody of the
dog. I said Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge
said Me too. Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me.
He said Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for
him. A cop came over to me and asked What are you doing in this alley
at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday.
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine Sex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to
renew his dog license I told the clerk I would like to have a
license for Sex. He said I'd like to have one, too." Then I said But
this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I
said But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years
old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon I took the dog with me.
I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a
special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex.
I said You don't understand.
Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began
the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing
there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the
contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't
understand," I said I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a
show-off.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight custody of the
dog. I said Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge
said Me too. Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me.
He said Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for
him. A cop came over to me and asked What are you doing in this alley
at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday.
drklver
05-25-2003, 02:07 PM
hahaha thats a good one!!!:D havnt heard it for awhile!!!
YogsVR4
05-25-2003, 04:23 PM
an old classic :)
Sean
05-25-2003, 04:46 PM
lol good one
Jimster
05-25-2003, 09:55 PM
ROFL!!!!!! A nive classic one to make the day brigher
1204
05-26-2003, 12:58 AM
LOL :p
2of9
05-26-2003, 01:12 AM
man, that suck to be in a life situation like that:silly2: thats funny shit
turbo2nr
05-27-2003, 11:20 AM
lolz
:D
:D
B16 SiRII
05-27-2003, 02:05 PM
jeez, if it wasn't for AF...what the hell would I do all day at work?! :D
turbo2nr
05-27-2003, 02:42 PM
jeez, if it wasn't for AF...what the hell would I do all day at work?!
i second that!
i second that!
Jimster
05-27-2003, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by B16 SiRII
jeez, if it wasn't for AF...what the hell would I do all day at work?! :D
eerrr..............Do some actual work?????:confused:
jeez, if it wasn't for AF...what the hell would I do all day at work?! :D
eerrr..............Do some actual work?????:confused:
ryan_guest1985
05-28-2003, 09:27 AM
LMAO that really great, I gotta remeber that one!!
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