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tonioseven
05-23-2003, 10:48 AM
Dixie stuff
Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his
entire estate to his beloved widow? But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West
Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools.
What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it was invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
A Georgia State troope! r pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D .?" "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner
gets $3 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole dang trailer park. The library was a
total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.
A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets
divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his
entire estate to his beloved widow? But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink,"
and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West
Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools.
What do they call rerun of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Mississippi. If it was invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
A Georgia State troope! r pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D .?" "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner
gets $3 a year for a million years.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole dang trailer park. The library was a
total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.
A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets
divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.
YogsVR4
05-23-2003, 10:54 AM
:toothless
drklver
05-23-2003, 10:56 AM
good ones Tonio!!!:silly2:
Atomis27
05-23-2003, 11:07 AM
:finger: Don't make fun of us rednecks! We'll get the dawgs after ya! :toothless :hehe:
lordvektra
05-23-2003, 02:45 PM
those were great! :D
Oz
05-24-2003, 02:04 AM
:lol2:
Loved 'em! Good find Tony.
Loved 'em! Good find Tony.
Damien
05-24-2003, 01:37 PM
Watch them there pitchforks of theirs
:devil:
:rolleyes:
:devil:
:rolleyes:
SkYLiNeFrEaK
05-24-2003, 02:20 PM
ROFL!
Those were funny.:buck :toothless
Those were funny.:buck :toothless
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