Mental Ex. help.

Ok people, needing advice. Got an ex gf, only lasted a month or so, BUT she still cant leave me alone despite the fact she keeps saying she wants nothing to do with me either. Problem is she WONT bugger off. I can get rid of her by rather evil means etc, but how can I calmly get her to sod off? She invites herself to my CRX cruises to try to be my passenger, she invited herself to my parents house to meet "friends" when Im there BUT she only knows ME in the area, if I post something on my local forum about ANYTHING she takes it personally... its too much hey.

Number one. Tell her its over and you are not going to hang out together. If she invites herself to some function without you asking, then politely (not to embarrass her in front of others) pull her to the side and tell her its for friends only (or whatever group its for). If that doesn't work. Soon as she shows up, shut the door in her face after saying, "Bugger off psycho."

Just get a restraining order.
Nothing says I love you like Having to stay a minimum of 500 feet away :D