Men & Women

Thought this was a funny and so bloody true.

If it is a repost, sorry about that. Also if it is then don't say so or reply :) cuz if ya does ya gets the big nuke :devil:

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHETIC

smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smartt employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such as man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must lover a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any arguement.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new arguement.

I'm not sayin anything.....LOL



















still very funny :D

Can't argue with the facts!!:p

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