birds!!!
drklver
05-22-2003, 12:14 PM
i hate birds they fucking suck!!!!every time i wash my goddamn car
i park it go to sleep and the next morning it looks like big bird took a shit
on my car!!:devil: fuckin assholes!!!
this shits for the birds:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
hahaha i gave birds tha bird!!!
fuckin birds!!!
i park it go to sleep and the next morning it looks like big bird took a shit
on my car!!:devil: fuckin assholes!!!
this shits for the birds:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger:
hahaha i gave birds tha bird!!!
fuckin birds!!!
90CorollaSR5
05-22-2003, 02:30 PM
hehe, I know the feeling man ;). Its like they go around looking for nice shiny cars.
BigJustinZ28
05-22-2003, 03:13 PM
birds are evil , here is my dads bird trying to kill me. I am the only person she says "F**K YOU" to and I didnt even teach it to her . She hates me for no reason , it just started one day lol.
sidewinder69
05-23-2003, 12:54 AM
W3RD, that bird is trying to rip your FUCKING FACE OFF!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
BigJustinZ28
05-23-2003, 07:17 AM
my dads evil pirate bird , im lucky it cant fly or it snap me in the back of the neck !!!
Jimster
05-23-2003, 08:17 AM
Damn- hope you get the bird shit off your car quickly- that stuff is nasty:o
YogsVR4
05-23-2003, 11:06 AM
drklver
05-23-2003, 12:45 PM
like tha picks guys!!!:D BigJustin that bird just looks evil!!:eek: be careful! Yogs that shit is funny!!!
90gs
05-23-2003, 05:15 PM
theres so many fucking birds at my school, i washed my car yesterday and this afternoon as i was leaving at 11:30am there was at least 6 shit spots, 3 on the roof, 1 on the hood, 1 on rear bumper, and 1 on left fender... GRRR, the car was there from 7:30 to 11:30, only 4 hours!!
Toksin
05-23-2003, 09:22 PM
boingo82
05-24-2003, 12:33 AM
The worst was when we lived in Oregon. Blackberries are wild there and blackberry bird poo eats through paint.
Steel
05-24-2003, 05:29 PM
yikes!! POO OF DEATH!!!
Sean
05-25-2003, 02:21 AM
once iwas standing under a sheltered area and a wad of bird crap landed on my arm. i swear to god, it must have been really windy and i just didn't notice because there were no birds above me. stupid birds and their physics
EPVQ30
05-25-2003, 01:30 PM
that shit happens to me too.. the other day i spent about 2 hours washing and waxing my whip when all of the sudden SPLAT a huge red bird goo landed all over my roof, rear window, trunk lid, spoiler, and some of my tail light.. i guess the mother fucker was flying over and saw me doing my thing and figured he'd crap all over my shit... then i started yelling and screaming throwing shit all over the parking lot.. then some people were giggling at me cause of my misery.. so i told them to go FUCK THEMSELVES and yanked out my Louisville Slugger from the trunk and started swinging it around waiting for them to come over and fuck with me.. i guess they made the right choice and went on their own way with no broken bones.
today it's raining, so today i'm fucking pissed at the clouds... what the fuck it's sunday.. my only day off and it's cold and rainy.. i wanted to go to the RI all nissan meet and chill with the fellas.. instead i'm stuck here typing bullshit on the computer cause i got nothing else to do..:flipa:
maybe i should go and vaccum out all the seeds and stems from under my seat.. :smoker2:
today it's raining, so today i'm fucking pissed at the clouds... what the fuck it's sunday.. my only day off and it's cold and rainy.. i wanted to go to the RI all nissan meet and chill with the fellas.. instead i'm stuck here typing bullshit on the computer cause i got nothing else to do..:flipa:
maybe i should go and vaccum out all the seeds and stems from under my seat.. :smoker2:
Prelewd
05-25-2003, 02:57 PM
maybe you should grind them up and make some tea afterwards too..
i hate the birds and rain though too. washed my car yesterday and i have a huge pile of shit on it, not to mention it rained.
I'm going to invent bird shit remover. It's going to be called "bird shit remover". I put the word shit in there, because it's really shitty when a bird shits on your car. I know you can use water too, I just want to make a buck off the gullible.
i hate the birds and rain though too. washed my car yesterday and i have a huge pile of shit on it, not to mention it rained.
I'm going to invent bird shit remover. It's going to be called "bird shit remover". I put the word shit in there, because it's really shitty when a bird shits on your car. I know you can use water too, I just want to make a buck off the gullible.
drklver
05-27-2003, 03:44 PM
yeah birds AND rain can both go play a game of hide and go fuck yourself!!!:finger:
boingo82
05-27-2003, 05:08 PM
Prelewd
05-28-2003, 06:46 PM
link doesn't work, save as doesn't work either.
Sean
05-28-2003, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Prelewd
link doesn't work, save as doesn't work either.
ditto
link doesn't work, save as doesn't work either.
ditto
boingo82
05-28-2003, 08:05 PM
Sean
05-28-2003, 11:43 PM
lol i remember that commercial it is sweet. the song from top gun is in it as well :D
Prelewd
05-29-2003, 12:03 AM
yea, that's great.. gives new meaning to the phrase "just shootin the shit"..
leave it to nissan.. i wonder who their advertising firm is.. the 350z shift commercials bring a tear to my eye.
leave it to nissan.. i wonder who their advertising firm is.. the 350z shift commercials bring a tear to my eye.
boingo82
05-29-2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Prelewd
yea, that's great.. gives new meaning to the phrase "just shootin the shit"..
leave it to nissan.. i wonder who their advertising firm is.. the 350z shift commercials bring a tear to my eye.
Like the Z commercial where it shows the caravan of Zs at a meet? That gets me. :o Then there are some great G35 sport coupe commercials downloadable at www.infiniti.com in G35:Gallery.
I love that Maxima commercial, plus it is the commercial for my husband's gen of Max.
Unfortunately his isn't so good at avoiding the bird crap. :bloated:
yea, that's great.. gives new meaning to the phrase "just shootin the shit"..
leave it to nissan.. i wonder who their advertising firm is.. the 350z shift commercials bring a tear to my eye.
Like the Z commercial where it shows the caravan of Zs at a meet? That gets me. :o Then there are some great G35 sport coupe commercials downloadable at www.infiniti.com in G35:Gallery.
I love that Maxima commercial, plus it is the commercial for my husband's gen of Max.
Unfortunately his isn't so good at avoiding the bird crap. :bloated:
Prelewd
06-01-2003, 01:08 PM
Yea, the one that gets me though is the liscense plates.. I want to get vanity plates that read: "nice2zu" when i get my Z.
EPVQ30
06-01-2003, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Prelewd
Yea, the one that gets me though is the liscense plates.. I want to get vanity plates that read: "nice2zu" when i get my Z.
it would be a very smart choice to join the nissan family!
Yea, the one that gets me though is the liscense plates.. I want to get vanity plates that read: "nice2zu" when i get my Z.
it would be a very smart choice to join the nissan family!
gigatron
06-01-2003, 03:46 PM
You know birds pooping on you and car is supposingly luck (if you believe in that sorta thing) :p Not necessarily what I believe no more but ya.. ah well 'traditions' :p
Prelewd
06-02-2003, 01:23 AM
luck? i've been cleaning the luck off my car all week..
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