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Nitrous Simulator! - Celica,Eclipse,Talon

You heard it folks, the world is ending!


Snipped from eBay this morning:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2414591533&category=33740


Nitrous Oxide. Used by Pro Drag Racers everywhere. It can instantly double your horsepower on demand! Before a race, Professional Drag racers purge air from their Nitrous System creating an awsome plume of Nitrous Oxide from their hood! Now you can get this look and ONLY from THIS Ebay site!
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someone actually bought that

Yeap, that's pretty horrible:(

oh dear god............
the sad thing is, all the rice rockets in my town will get this, to add to their collection of exhaust heads, supercharger noise replicators and rediculous neon lights. sighhhhh

Couldn't I just aim the windshield wiper fluid nozzle straight up?

Well it'll sell cause 2f2f is coming soon well i stop before anti ricer rant starts.

It would go well with the fake BOV system :D

http://www.takakaira.com/accessories/nightpager/nightpager.html

God, the worst is that I saw this stuff when I was going through the Summit catalog. It's like the vanning days of the 70's all over again, but without CB radios or waterbeds.

That's right up there with the fake intercooler available for 97-99 Eclipses

agh...no wonder ppl hate imports :D

2f&2f will bring out jus MORE ricers from their caves...agh...gonna be a LONG summer...

[sheds a tear]Oh the shame...[/sheds a tear]


What's the world coming to???

at least look on the bright side, More ricers=more people to RAPE.

Exhaust tips are worse

cuz it means they haven't even bothered to buy a real EXHAUST OR EVEN JUST A MUFFLER.

what the hell is this world coming to.....that should be illegal. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by KrNxRaCer00
agh...no wonder ppl hate imports :D

2f&2f will bring out jus MORE ricers from their caves...agh...gonna be a LONG summer...
I agree, lets boycott the movie.

I'm gonna go see it and shout out a running commentary

like OMG that was S***
or
They killed 4 Skylines those bastards (whilst filming)
or
I hate that stupid bitch driving the S2000 (already made my mind up about that one)
and
Paul Walker is a tosser (this is a given)

The lengths ricers will go to just for the sake of being ricers. :(

Uh! My car is getting bloated from eating to much rice! Uhhh!

Originally posted by Polygon
The lengths ricers will go to just for the sake of being ricers. :(

:hehehe: i never thought of it that way...

im w/ NSX...i mean, its still jus a movie (no matter how rediculous it makes our scene look), an so its gonna be far fetched. but i'll be laughing an making fun of it...its only normal (unless u really do believe paul walker is MAd TyTE an that he can out drive stephan papadakis...then u need rice-counseling) :D

Besides even though you know the movie is fake its still entertaining and you get to see SOME really cool cars to. So im still going to go see it.