Love handles...
tonioseven
05-19-2003, 04:49 PM
I promise this is my last post for a while!:D
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she
found a lantern washed up on the shore.
She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad
this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame,
because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage.
And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and
do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though.
Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my
love handles removed."
Poof!
And just like that......
her ears were gone.
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she
found a lantern washed up on the shore.
She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad
this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame,
because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage.
And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and
do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want.
I would like to get rid of these love handles, though.
Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my
love handles removed."
Poof!
And just like that......
her ears were gone.
BigJustinZ28
05-19-2003, 04:56 PM
lol !!!! good one !!!
speediva
05-19-2003, 05:58 PM
ooh, that's harsh.... HILARIOUS, but harsh. :hehehe:
sidewinder69
05-19-2003, 06:23 PM
Honestly, does your wife know that you're posting these jokes????
:D
Good joke BTW.
Later!
:D
Good joke BTW.
Later!
Sean
05-19-2003, 06:35 PM
roflmao good one
tonioseven
05-19-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by sidewinder69
Honestly, does your wife know that you're posting these jokes????
:D
Good joke BTW.
Later! She's the one that gave them to me!:p
Honestly, does your wife know that you're posting these jokes????
:D
Good joke BTW.
Later! She's the one that gave them to me!:p
YogsVR4
05-19-2003, 06:59 PM
Now thats a knee slapping side splitter :)
Jimster
05-20-2003, 01:24 AM
Definitely one of my old favourties:D
Oz
05-20-2003, 01:58 AM
:lol2:
JD@af
05-20-2003, 06:26 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: THAT F'ING RULES!!! :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper
:silly2: I can't even tell you how funny that is, Tonio :D
:silly2: I can't even tell you how funny that is, Tonio :D
HogieGT-R
05-20-2003, 07:34 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
drklver
05-20-2003, 02:58 PM
hahahahahhahahahahahah tonio if your wife is the one givin u jokes tell her to keep em coming!!!lol:D
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