A hooker and a koala bear...

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get
undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has
multiple orgasms!

After 3 hours he stops, gets up, and puts on his little koala clothes.
The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God,
that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and
shrugs.

Then the hooker says: "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is
how I make a living." The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put
on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a
dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker."

She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: HOOKER: Person who has sex
for money." Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks
out the door.

The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats bushes and leaves.

when placed in a restaurant... and when the koala is a panda.. the joke sounds a lot better...

Originally posted by zyajzarc
when placed in a restaurant... and when the koala is a panda.. the joke sounds a lot better...

:confused:

Go away.....if you're only here to spoil our party, go find another :o

:evillaugh maybe next time she will shave!!!