the rice burner anthem

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Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor fucked up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute that’s a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a fuck, I’ll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!

Originally posted by sk8ter_in_ny
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Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is (scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor fucked up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chronic, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute that’s a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a fuck, I’ll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!

you have to much time on ure hand!!! lol
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ROFL!!! :spit:

Impressive!!!!! :lol2:

lol

That had to be one of the funniest things I have ever read in a long, nice work, but i do also agree way too much time on your hands , but keep up the goot work.. LoL

aren't ricers good? :bloated:

Yes, and thats why im starting a new site, hopefully it will be up in a month, right now im just deciding what to make the layout colors.. if you want to check the progress keep checking Here (http://www.japcarssuck.com)

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:lol:

What the hell...their are bad cars on every side....japanese cars in general do not suck, in fact if you have half a brain you will know that they are better in general. i dont like the civic, yet everyone thinks that all import fans love them. hell civics are 4cyl pices of shit. there are good imports like: Accord V6, 180sx, 200sx ,240sx, 300zx, skyline, supra bla bla bla i can go on for a while...lets see, good domestics...acura? eagle...
hmm...shit this is hard.

What the hell...their are bad cars on every side....japanese cars in general do not suck, in fact if you have half a brain you will know that they are better in general. i dont like the civic, yet everyone thinks that all import fans love them. hell civics are 4cyl pices of shit. there are good imports like: Accord V6, 180sx, 200sx ,240sx, 300zx, skyline, supra bla bla bla i can go on for a while...lets see, good domestics...acura? eagle...
hmm...shit this is hard.hmm u learn somthing new everyday, but today i learned that acura was a domestic, i never knew that, stupid ass acura is part of honda, hondas japanese, i didnt ask u to read this, so dont get offended by wat it says, i dont care for impost, thast my oppinon but dont go throwing around the imports are better than domestics, IMO there not, wat makes them better, because u can rice them out more than a domestics, (which is probably tru) , but im not gonna argue, nobody else had a problem with this, they thought it was funny, if u dont then your a :loser:

Josh

What the hell...their are bad cars on every side....japanese cars in general do not suck, in fact if you have half a brain you will know that they are better in general. i dont like the civic, yet everyone thinks that all import fans love them. hell civics are 4cyl pices of shit. there are good imports like: Accord V6, 180sx, 200sx ,240sx, 300zx, skyline, supra bla bla bla i can go on for a while...lets see, good domestics...acura? eagle...
hmm...shit this is hard.


yes acura is one of the best domestics out there......... :screwy:

hahahah that was tight :grinyes:

Yes Acura is an American Division of honda, one pure domestic car i really like is the Gt-40....its cool. Im also a big fan of the F-1 series....but i HATE nascar! "Here we go! Their coming around the corner...and another corner...and another corner.....and another corner!"
my point is that just because some people like imports, you shouldent just HATE them and write gay songs and diss them at ever chance you have.... i dont HATE american cars, but both imports and domestics have finer points....-

Hmmm, that's funny cause my Acura says made in Japan....

But maybe our two countries just changed names, I hear they do that all the time. :screwy:

Oh yeah, it's not the import's anthem either dude, it's for RICE.

I liked it though, good job, very funny.

Hmmm, that's funny cause my Acura says made in Japan....

But maybe our two countries just changed names, I hear they do that all the time. :screwy:

Oh yeah, it's not the import's anthem either dude, it's for RICE.

I liked it though, good job, very funny.
AHHHHHHH Acura is CONSIDERD AMERICAN because its an american division! SHEESH!

Nice one, it's true :iceslolan :rofl:

they carry Honda parts and engines...still a honda to me.

haha go pop the hood of any acura ... youll see a nice honda motor company valve cover on the badass motor it has in it

gee i wonder why they have integras in japan if an acura is a domestic .... futhermore ... i wonder why its called the HONDA integra in japan :thefinger

haha go pop the hood of any acura ... youll see a nice honda motor company valve cover on the badass motor it has in it

gee i wonder why they have integras in japan if an acura is a domestic .... futhermore ... i wonder why its called the HONDA integra in japan :thefinger


My point exactly.

shit by his logic chevys are all imports! after all the factory is in mexico.

Thats great. Some people just have too much time though. :lol2:

nice song :grinyes:

They dont have Acura here in Japan. The NSX here carries a Honda badge.:screwy:

Did you know that here in Japan Toyota makes Cavaliers? I can prove it.:eek7:

$hit forgot the rimz :crying:

You guys that LOVE imports can say all you want about how they're cool and stuff, but they still will be little jap cars. You can say NOS this and turbo that, but nothin is gonna beat AMERICAN MUSCLE. and I know, maybe some american companies are manufacturing in other countries, but they still make better cars than Honda, acura, and all the other jap brands. I do want to ask you one question....Why fix up little crappy 4-bangers, when you can fix up a muscle car, and get at least twice the power? Somebody tell me, cause i'm confused about that.

This rice burner anthem, it says exactly what needs to be said. Rice burners want to LOOK performance, but can't perform. I would rather have performance than looks. For instance, i wanted a ram air hood for my car. I didn't want to order off the internet, so i went to a Yipes Stripes nearby. I asked if they could get ram air for my Grand Prix, and they said no, but they did have tape on hood scoops by Lund. I asked the guy, "What the hell's the point of having hood scoops that don't work?" He told me that they looked performance, and would look good. I stormed out of there and never went back. So, I hope you guys see where i'm coming from. These little jap cars are nothing but the nastiest, dumbest girl in school with plastic surgery.

Well man, power aint everything.

I assume you're primarily interested in drag racing, in which case larger supercharged engines will probably always be better. To drag better, you need more power.

But if you're trying to take a road course with that same large heavy engine, you'll probably get beat by something with a 2 or 3 ltr turbocharged engine. Smaller engines just seem to work better for that kind of racing.

Now I'm not comparing a 67 Camaro to a Skyline. I'm talking about 2 modern cars tuned up for the strip/track at hand.

In my opinion, front wheel drive is crap, so I'm not even talking about them cars. Yeah so people can get FWD cars to turn 9s... I don't care and besides, I don't belive any of those FWD 9 second cars are street legal.

Doesn't Honda stand for

Hold
On
Not
Done
Accelerating
????

Now I don't get the whole looks fast but isn't thing, but even domestic cars do it. Take a close look at the stock hood scoop on a Mustang Mach 1. :icon16:
It's not like every jap car comes riced from the factory. It's the owners who do that to their cars. Hell I've seen a few riced C4 corvettes that weren't very fast.

Anyway, cars are cars, there are some Jap cars that are just not meant to be fast, and there are some domestics that aren't either.
Yet for some reason we always find people trying to make them look like they were... :screwy:

All show and No go,
Thats rice.

Yes, but a Domestic simply means that it was produced in the country not invented in another, but since they make the same cars under the Honda name I guess you could go on and on. Look I’m saying that if you where a true car fan you would see past all the "American Pride In Our Cars" shit, who the fuck cares what country it came from, look at the car not the country. the car you like suits your needs, interests or maybe you just have a love for it, so think about it, you American car lovers like them for their huge Torque levels and crazy displacement, and ability to run very low times in the 400m. Japanese car lovers adore the ability to hug any road and drift on the widest corners, and the smooth ride with a cheap fuel price. But yes we do have the fools who put 100 layer wings on their civics, and have a total mass of rubber on their wheels comparable to a raindrop. But aren’t their people who "Dub" their cars out with the latest in Nigg-Nog design, hydraulics spinning rims, smacked onto any classic American ride, blah and blah.
Really we should respect cars themselves and not judge them on what country they came from.
P.S jdanger what your saying is very Stereotypical.

Oh of course man :iagree: . You should like the cars because you like the cars, not cause of what someone else says. I wouldn't even pretend to have a favorite car type... they've all got their ups and downs, they all drive different, and they're all cars.

The little Honda comment of mine is really only a joke. I would role in an S2000 or an NSX any day.

I seriously don't like FWD, but it has it's advantages - like better fuel economy. It's just not a race bread design. I do see the fun in trying to get FWD cars to turn better 1/4 mile times though. It's new territory, a new challenge, there's still somewhere to go with it. I just personally dislike FWD cars.

I don't understand why there's always so much fuss about tuning Japanese cars. Last time I looked there were also many Jettas on the road - and guess what, they're imports to. I never hear anyone complaining about someone else tuning an Audi.

If I had a car collection, you'd see vehicles with turbocharged 3.0 ltr V6s and I6s, with 427 CID V8s and auto trannies, 60 valve V12s, and rotary engines. Each car would get just as much love and attention as the other.

Cars are cool!

if acura is an imprort jus cuz it carries honda products, then i guess the dodge stealth is an import. the dodge stealth is built off the mitsubishi 3000GT and the stealth has a mitsubishi engine in it. practically the only thing different is the styling of the two cars.

when people say imports are gay, they should distinguish between european and japanese. cuz japanese cars are gay (except for nissan) and almost all european cars are the best there is. when you say that imports are gay, you are saying ferrari is gay, and that is unlawful.

What the hell, see this is exactly what i am saying, people come on and say "Japanese cars are gay" you sound like a 7 year old, and japanese cars do not suck, just because you hopped on the bandwagon of biased Yankee car lovers does not mean that Japanese cars suck.

And sorry man a automobile can not have a sexuall prefrence, they can be bad cars but not gay cars.

And sorry man a automobile can not have a sexuall prefrence, they can be bad cars but not gay cars.


:rofl: HAHAHAHA :lol:

So freakonaleash1187, why exactly do you think Jap cars suck?

the reason i dont like them is cuz the only ones i see mostly have jus looks and no performance whatsoever. my brothers stock saturn beat a civic with a body kit and a huge spoiler. i love nissans, in fact, im getting a nissan 300zx soon, but i jus dont like other japanese cars cuz around here, they arent fast.

and another thing nissan fan, i never said that i liked domestic cars. im not a yankee jus cuz i dont like japanese cars, i like european cars like i said.

the last thing nissan fan, if you are trying to be politically correct, it is an automobile not a automobile.

Alright man, see those cars are called "All show and no go" in the future judge a car by its performance, if you see it runs fast and maybe its a Integra Type R, you can just say "thats pretty nice" when you see a civic like you described you can say "Wow, you give a bad name to car fans!" but if you want to call basicly all Japanese cars shit....well i wont stop you. Last thing, i cant seem to notice a diff.."automobile not a automobile"???

He means the "an" instead of "a"

But freakonaleash1187,,, politically correct???

Don't you mean grammatically correct ??

dumbass :disappoin

You do know that a 300zx isn't very fast right?
You need a Twin Turbo or to do the VG30DETT swap for that thing to be as fast as it looks. And you were born in '87 right? Enjoy the insurance bro...

Um, I thought that the 300zx has either a VG30DE\DET\DETT Just depending on what model you got, and the Claimed HP at the wheels is like 276. Im a sucker for the 1990-96 Fairladys.
(276Hp on the DETT of course)
Oh, and regarding the insurance for young drivers, Damn i love canada!! their going to stop discrimination because of age, but the 2 Door will still have an effect.

you two are the first two people on af that i have met that are mean. everybody else either accepts my opinion or politely tells me his. u guys need to calm down.

The 90+ 300zx got the VG30DE with 222 hp, the 300zx TT made 300hp (both hp ratings at the crank). The 1990 Twin Turbo hardtop however is 1461 kg / 3221 lbs, the convertable is something like 3400 lbs...
The power doesn't go very far with weight numbers like that.
I do love the way those cars look though.

I said he'd need the VG30DETT swap because I assumed it would be a N/A (which most people seem to get as they are less $$$, especially if you're 16). But it would be so much cheaper to start with a TT (hint hint)

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you two are the first two people on af that i have met that are mean. everybody else either accepts my opinion or politely tells me his. u guys need to calm down.

Ok dude, you were the one going off on people who like Jap cars which are in fact gay, according to you...

You can have your opinion, I haven't knocked you for it yet have I?
I simply asked the reason for your opinion.

It is also a sad fact that you will have to pay more for insurance if you drive a 300zx (TT or N/A).

But good luck to you.

I'm curious though; Toyota is a Jap company, and they make the Supra, which is faster than the 300zx. In fact, the Supra's completion was delayed 2 years because Toyota designed it to be superior to the 300zx TT.

Is Toyota gay?

let me refrain my opinion, MOST japanese cars are NOT COOL. if you want to get in detail, i like all nissans, toyota supra, and the honda s2000. if you count acura as a japanese brand, which some people i know do, i like all acuras.

i would buy the 300zx TT but i dont have the money for that right now and also i would think about the supra, but they are expensive too. at least around here.

i am jus going to drop the subject about being mean cuz im not going to fight like a little kid. i will jus let it go. we cool?

Well I know you like Euro cars and all, but obviously not all Euro cars are Ferraris, Lambos, Porsches, etc...

Actually, I'd be willing to bet most cars produced on earth are not seemingly sporty to either you or myself, regardless of their origin of conception.

BTW, just so this thread doesn't get closed or anything, maybe we should still comment a little on the song.... hehe.

Anyway, it's late and I'm tired.
Go USC!

Later.

cool song. hah

Im a classic car guy, i believe without old speed there wouldnt be new speed. In the 60's most grocery getting 4 door wagons could do 110mph. You cant say that about that many wagons today. Many japanese cars today arnt built with performance in mind. Civics for example are a wise choice for people who need to travel everyday and need to save money on gas. What confuses me is why would any sane 16yr old kid would want to try and make a civic into some sort of race car? I use the civic as an example because they're most common in my area. Personally I think most japanese cars look nice, STOCK!. Body kits, oversized spoilers, and huge buzzing exhaust cans totally ruin the nice look of the cars, FOR WHAT?! Not only the cars annoy me, the punk drivers who think a VTEC is something to be proud of. I'd would give a guy more respect if he didn't have it painted like it hit a
baskin robbins stand and have some kinda of indy car spoiler on it , and a chinese resturant menu with dragons on the side. As I said, im a classic car kinda guy, thats why i own a 67 El camino. This is obviously not a daily driver so that also why I drive a 89 honda accord 4 door, its definately no hot rod but its reliable, and gets around just fine. I have no problem with japanese cars when they're done up right.

see, thats what i mean when i say that i dont like japanese cars. cuz most people make them look stupid. so those people give a bad impression on japanese cars. every once in a while i will see a cool japanese car, but not that often.

But VTEC is an Amazing system, if was implemented on a RW Inline 4 then i think it would be pretty fly.....

whatever twiddles your twig.

VTEC is not good for any racing platform.
If you're racing you don't want your car shifting low/high energy cam profiles. You want high energy all the time.

It is a great system, but it's not designed for racing.
I think the S2000 has VTEC. ??
I know the NSX can have it.

Now if Honda built a VTEC system that was for low/high RPM rather than torque, that would be cool. You could rev to 14k without loosing torque!
I'd take that for racing...

Hmm, But doesent it change the timing according to the Revs, to produce more power? i gotta learn more about VTEC.

Yeah VTEC changes cam profiles at a certain RPM. But since the RPM is increasing anyway, the power would be also (P=FV).

The Power Profiled cam generates additional torque, at the higher RPM.
So yes it does produce more power, but only because the torque is increased.

hahaha That's so funny! I own 2 civics and I still think that's so FUNNY! and TRUE!

how can it be true? that doesent make sence, its talking about a group of people that are all show and no go....but yes people like that are foolish.

cool song. hah

Im a classic car guy, i believe without old speed there wouldnt be new speed. In the 60's most grocery getting 4 door wagons could do 110mph. You cant say that about that many wagons today. Many japanese cars today arnt built with performance in mind. Civics for example are a wise choice for people who need to travel everyday and need to save money on gas. What confuses me is why would any sane 16yr old kid would want to try and make a civic into some sort of race car? I use the civic as an example because they're most common in my area. Personally I think most japanese cars look nice, STOCK!. Body kits, oversized spoilers, and huge buzzing exhaust cans totally ruin the nice look of the cars, FOR WHAT?! Not only the cars annoy me, the punk drivers who think a VTEC is something to be proud of. I'd would give a guy more respect if he didn't have it painted like it hit a
baskin robbins stand and have some kinda of indy car spoiler on it , and a chinese resturant menu with dragons on the side. As I said, im a classic car kinda guy, thats why i own a 67 El camino. This is obviously not a daily driver so that also why I drive a 89 honda accord 4 door, its definately no hot rod but its reliable, and gets around just fine. I have no problem with japanese cars when they're done up right.

Well said :)

why does everyone fight about cars, they're cars, i mean im more passionate about cars than anybody in my school, but arguing about them like this is stupid, all the time i hear people either thrashing imports or domestics, its stupid, even though back when i was younger i thrashed on domestics, but i didn't entirely understand that its not what your car is, its about what you do in your car, and about having fun, i will agree that american cars can be fast, but imports are just as fast as the domestics, and the american drivers that freak out everytime they see a honda or a mazda or nissan and go yell at the guy, will just have to admit that they can race just as good and sometimes better than their domestic cars, i prefure imports over domestic, for reasons like easier and cheaper to modify, but just because i think a mazda is cool, doesn't mean that i don't respect the american cars, and their drivers.

i think its just plain idiotic if you guys argue about such a stupid thing, american cars will always be here, and so will imports, but the one thing that is so stupid, is that someone will say something like, "your import sux", its not like thats going to change my opinion on the car, im still going to like imports, so just get along and stop this stupid, pointless fight.

O and that cavalier made bye toyota? you've gotta send me pics, i wanna see it

i prett much exclusively like imports (bt not the front wheel drive ones). and i think the only american stuf i like would be like the dodge turbo shelby's from the 80's or gt-40 or fiero ( with a 350 in teh back) back on subject. jsut cause its making fun of what you liek doesnt mean its not hilarious. people (ricers) do some stupid shit to their cars and almost none of it makes them go any faster

i wasn't saying it wasn't funny, but someone earlier in the thread said something about imports and it started a fight and it all unfolded from there. i know there's a difference between ricers, and people who race imports, but someone earlier didn't see that.

Lol!

If you guys knew anything about honda motors, then you would know that in the mid to late-nineties, honda had a pattent on the v-tech type system. Now that it ran out, most other jap companies have the same type of system. Ever heard of toyota's vvti? Same shit. Good cars come from all over the world, it depends on how much you can afford. A stock used 3,000 dollar japanese car will suck, but so will any domestic car for that price. Hence why many younger drivers have civics and older crappy domestics. Everyone can say "honda sucks" or "a chevy is a piece of shit," but it's not fair to tell someone who can't afford a nice car that their car sucks ass, because no matter what you drive, there's ALWAYS something better then what you drive. Unless you own a Bentley.

Anyone who can say "Imports Suck" or "Domestics suck" arent car lovers to me. I love CARS, fast cars, sports cars, muscle cars, exotic cars, CARS. You cant judge cars based on country.

You cant say Japanese cars are better than American cars because the Ford Taurus is slow and the NSX is fast. Or the Pushrod is great and VTEC is for Torqueless engines.

If you're going to compare cars, compare them on a car by car comparison. (Acceleration, Cornering, Top Speed, Looks, Gas Economy, Practicality, Luxuries)

By the way, VTEC isnt a performance measure.

Boost > VTEC
Displacement > VTEC
Nitrious > VTEC

And the Civic is not a sports car, its not a performance car, its an econobox made for grocery getting and A-to-B driving.

May be off topic but does anyone know the hp numbers on a late 80's model Civic Si?