Not the ending you'd expect...
tonioseven
05-19-2003, 09:30 AM
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive
lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to
myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled
in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got
on
their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house
and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have
to
admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
did.
Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!
minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive
lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house
all to
myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled
in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got
on
their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that
good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house
and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have
to
admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
did.
Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!
HogieGT-R
05-19-2003, 09:33 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
90EX
05-19-2003, 09:37 AM
Good one :D
YogsVR4
05-19-2003, 10:40 AM
:D Nice swerve :)
drklver
05-19-2003, 10:45 AM
better outcome than i expected (for jack!!!)lol:D
Vyacheslav
05-19-2003, 12:00 PM
lmao :lol2:
Ace$nyper
05-19-2003, 12:48 PM
nice same thing happened to me last week. I wish.
Neutrino
05-19-2003, 01:59 PM
funny:p :D
BigJustinZ28
05-19-2003, 02:13 PM
lol , that was killer man hehe
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