Britney

Hah! I just watched part of a press conference with Britney Spears. She is soo dumb.

Q. "How much are you involved in the selection of your clothing, producing of your music, etc.?"

Britney - "Uh, the stage stuff is the funnest part"

According to her, all of her dancers are gay. Like we couldn't figure that one out...:D:D

What can we say about Britney: Body by Nautillus, Brain by Mattel.

Anyone else hear that recording of her backstage before a concert where she utters more curses than a sailor w/a broken leg??? I don't think I've ever heard such a string of explitives before with the exception of one time....

What a dunce!

don't you have anything better to watch??!

lol, heep is a little teen girl in disguise Lol :D

Like Integra-F20c???

No no :D:D

I've just had Muchmusic on all day, mostly just background noise, but watching some here and there until people post some more. Coal Chamber is on right now. They suck :D:D

Originally posted by saturntangerine
What can we say about Britney: Body by Nautillus, Brain by Mattel.


Body by Nautillus??? You mean by plastic.

Originally posted by Heep
Coal Chamber is on right now. They suck :D:D

Now thats a band I have not heard for awhile. :)

There concerts were pretty fun. :)

Body by Pinfarina Brains by Mattel
Her Music is Shit !!:devil::devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :p :p :p :p

Originally posted by kbslacker


Now thats a band I have not heard for awhile. :)

There concerts were pretty fun. :)

Loco was good, and maybe some other songs that I've never heard are too, but the song they were playing sucked really bad. So did the video.

"I'm a SLUT... For you..."

I hate that skank. Somebody shoot her.

1) Britney is not one of the most recognized people on the planet for being intelligent. Its obviously all about what she looks like. To criticize her intelligence is... well, I won't go there.

2) Coal Chamber came out with a damned good album called "Chamber Music." Come on. If you haven't heard that one, you're missing what they got their name for. If you didn't like that album.. than I guess you really don't like them.

Originally posted by JD@af

2) Coal Chamber came out with a damned good album called "Chamber Music." Come on. If you haven't heard that one, you're missing what they got their name for. If you didn't like that album.. than I guess you really don't like them.

Chamber Music, that's stolen from Wu-Tang.... when was that album made?

btw, why do you guys hate her so much? I just don't listen to her music, i don't give a shit if she's smart or not, i just don't pay any attention to her... she didn't do anything to hurt me, so i won't hate her

Originally posted by gang$tarr


Chamber Music, that's stolen from Wu-Tang.... when was that album made?



Well, I was listening to them my junior year in High School. So they have been out that long. I am searching for a release date for Chamber Music.

ah, maybe they came out before then :)
the wu-tang was around 1990 +/- a couple years

Originally posted by gang$tarr
ah, maybe they came out before then :)
the wu-tang was around 1990 +/- a couple years


Damn, I'm not that old. :flipa:

Originally posted by kbslacker



Damn, I'm not that old. :flipa:

lol sorry :D i know you're in your 20s

so wu-tang was came up with chamber music first?

Britney...Such a ho. I laugh at ppl who idolize that slut or even enjoy listening to that sappy ho music. I heard one of the songs on muchmusic once, and the lyrics are just sad, it was about her being a slave or something???? That shit is wacked.

She needs to see a psychiatrist (sp?), or better yet, get run over by a bus.

Originally posted by gang$tarr
btw, why do you guys hate her so much? I just don't listen to her music, i don't give a shit if she's smart or not, i just don't pay any attention to her... she didn't do anything to hurt me, so i won't hate her

Well, part of my hating her is jealousy. I won't lie. Even though she's famous, she's competition, and I'm a girl who doesn't exactly like competition. ;) Oh,and she's getting paid beaucoup $ to be an ugly slut with mediocre talent (at best) and here I am with a better than mediocre voice, natural looks, and NO RECORD CONTRACT or MILLION $ INCOME!!!! It rather pisses me off!!!! :devil:
Someone pop one of her implants, please!!!

Originally posted by saturntangerine

Someone pop one of her implants, please!!!

Got a pin?
I hate her fake inhanced breasts, contact enhanced eyes, and digitaly enhanced voice.
she does have nice legs though.
Yeah thats enough to make her an icon! :D

Originally posted by Moppie
Got a pin?

Better make it a silver bullet or a cross. She's so unnaturally enhanced a standard pin might not cut through!!!! :D

Originally posted by saturntangerine


Better make it a silver bullet or a cross. She's so unnaturally enhanced a standard pin might not cut through!!!! :D


I was just going to put a pin the palm of my hand, then just goto work.....................

:smoka:

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Like Integra-F20c???

HEY!!!..:D

Originally posted by Integra-F20C


HEY!!!..:D

It was a rip on GS... sorry to get you involved... :p Just take it as a harmless joke :D

My main gripe is that she has NO booty.

Britney used to look incredible. She had this look that made my jaw drop the first time I saw her.

But nowadays shes looking a little rough. In the old days I couldn't find a bad picture, she looked great in even the paparazzi photos. Recently though, I've noticed that even the studio shots are quite bad.

I dunno what happened to her.

And I don't believe that she has implants. They simply don't look or 'act' like implants. And I've paid enough attention, believe me.
They only look big in certain clothes.

But since sampling real-life implants I have to say that they aren't so bad.

Originally posted by Lizard King

And I don't believe that she has implants. They simply don't look or 'act' like implants. And I've paid enough attention, believe me.
They only look big in certain clothes.


I don't think she has implants either, can you even get implants when you're 16-17 years old? plus that's when girls grow the most... like mandy moore, she was regular sized first time i saw her, now just a little while later she's so TALL :eek: she probably grew like 1/2 a foot in a year, lol :D

and why is everyone callin her a hoe and a slut? just because she sings, and acts in music videos, doesn't mean she is one, (keyword: acts)
Isn't by definition a slut/whore/hoe a girl that fucks lots of guys?? Do you think britney spears fucks lots of guys? i don't think so, she claims she's a virgin (that i REALLY doubt :) ) but she has a steady boyfriend, and from what we know, no other guys... so how is that slut??

I didn't come here to protect her, but i was wondering about those things. Just that everyone here seems to hate her, when she hasn't done anything to them (except the girls, which are jealous ;) )

Originally posted by Lizard King
But since sampling real-life implants I have to say that they aren't so bad.

On yourself?!?!? :huh:

j/k :D:D

Originally posted by gang$tarr

Isn't by definition a slut/whore/hoe a girl that fucks lots of guys?? Do you think britney spears fucks lots of guys?

and how do you think Britney got where she is in the music world?
Ill give you a clue, It invloves something you do with your mouth, and it's not singing.


:D :D :D






Heep! You crack me up!!!! LOL! :lol2: :lol2:

Originally posted by Moppie
and how do you think Britney got where she is in the music world?
Ill give you a clue, It invloves something you do with your mouth, and it's not singing.


LOfuckingL

I agree, she probably sucked off some big guy at a recording studio or something and thats how she got started.

:lol2: :lol2:

Heep, Moppie, both you characters crack me up!!! :sun:

Naw, but seriously, LK, implants are not bad? I'll have to find myself a girl with a pair at some point. I guess I'd have better luck finding some on the west coast (seems that most girls here in the northeast, from what I can tell, rely on the "home grown" method for filling cup sizes).

Originally posted by Moppie


and how do you think Britney got where she is in the music world?
Ill give you a clue, It invloves something you do with your mouth, and it's not singing.


and how would you know that?? I don't think a big shot at a recording studio would take the risk of a 15 year old girl suckin him off, he'd get locked up for like a decade. Plus she's been in the spotlight for pretty much her whole life, she was on the mickey mouse club when she was really small... did she suck off somebody to get on there when she was 10 years old?? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by gang$tarr

she was on the mickey mouse club when she was really small... did she suck off somebody to get on there when she was 10 years old??

:rolleyes: well someone had to keep micky quite between takes.


Hey G$ you know your sticking up for Brittney aye?
I mean mate?


:smoka:

Originally posted by Moppie


Hey G$ you know your sticking up for Brittney aye?
I mean mate?


:smoka:

lol i know it's weird... i didn't think i'd be doin somethin like that. I just don't think it's cool to spread false information about people :D :D

I just can't stand how fake she is!!! "I just had a 2-cup-size growth spurt!!" Sure, don't we all have that problem at age 18???

Whatever, yeah, jealousy is part, but until she composes a song of her own of some quality I will give her no more respect than I give to roadkill :mad:

Originally posted by gang$tarr


lol i know it's weird... i didn't think i'd be doin somethin like that. I just don't think it's cool to spread false information about people :D :D

But thats all she is; false information.
She's nothing more than a creation dreamed up by her record company, so that they can make money out of those gulible enough to believe it.
You dont actualy think she can sing do you?

I doubt she sucked dick to get where she is. She has been in showbusiness since she was very young.

She just had the right look.

Oh, she definately has sucked dick some points in time.

Man, I thought everyone had seen the secret blowjob videos by now....


j/k :D:D:D

OK here's the deal. If you do not respect Britney, disregard the rest of this message. If you have half an ounce of respect for her, listen to her version of "I love rock and roll". Then return to this message board and express your hate for the hoe.

Originally posted by verboom
If you have half an ounce of respect for her, listen to her version of "I love rock and roll".

Yes, that bitch ruined an otherwise perfectly good song.

:devil: :devil: :devil:

Originally posted by Moppie


But thats all she is; false information.
She's nothing more than a creation dreamed up by her record company, so that they can make money out of those gulible enough to believe it.
You dont actualy think she can sing do you?

Moppie = conspiracy man


i said i don't listen to her music... but that's not the point she's an entertainer, she entertains teen girls... so what's the problem

if you don't like her music there's no point of saying oh she has fake this and fake that... who gives a shit, don't like her than don't listen to her music

but just about every person in the music business probably has their voice enhanced somewhere

G$ go do some resuarch into a phenomenon known as consumerism.

Britney is nothing more than a well marketed product aimed and an increasigly ingorant market.

As much as I think Britney is hotter than nuclear fission, I can't deny that your comments hold validity. However, I am curious about what you think about Christina in contrast. I for one think she is genuinely talented and has a beautiful voice (however, I will refrain from commenting on the BJ aspect so as not to associate a basis for comparison.. translation: I think that for every dick Britney sucks, Christina probably sucks five).

Originally posted by JD@af
translation: I think that for every dick Britney sucks, Christina probably sucks five).

I would have to agree here

Originally posted by JD@af
As much as I think Britney is hotter than nuclear fission, I can't deny that your comments hold validity. However, I am curious about what you think about Christina in contrast. I for one think she is genuinely talented and has a beautiful voice (however, I will refrain from commenting on the BJ aspect so as not to associate a basis for comparison.. translation: I think that for every dick Britney sucks, Christina probably sucks five).

Hometown pride, my (_!_)!!! Every girl in Pittsburgh, PA hates Christina Aguilera. Granted, I will be the first to admit that she has some mad pipes going, but once more, until she uses her talent properly and composes quality music of her own, I still disreguard her existence!!!!

I'd screw the living daylights out of her, but thats a given.

I think theres more Silicon in her brain then her tits!!!!!!

Originally posted by Moppie
G$ go do some resuarch into a phenomenon known as consumerism.

Britney is nothing more than a well marketed product aimed and an increasigly ingorant market.

whoa, moppie i never said you're wrong!! I said she's an entertainer, and if she makes people happy than what's the problem?

and it's not like she's the only one with an enhanced voice... i bet all musicians right now have in some place or time had their music enhanced

You see Lizard King, I wouldn't. She's too much trouble than she's worth. You'd always hear from her, she'd call and bitch, and the media would be all over you, just not worth it.

I think that people should be payed according to their intelligence and how hard they work, not by how they look. Sex is man's fatal flaw, we think with our nuts rather than our heads.

Originally posted by saturntangerine
my (_!_)!!! :eek2:

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh1.gif :lol2: http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh2.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/grlaugh.gif
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/lach.gif
:hehe: :cwn27: :hehehe: :evillaugh

Wow! Tangy's got a daymn nice ass there, eh?

j/k :D:D:D

Originally posted by Porsche
I think that people should be payed according to their intelligence and how hard they work, not by how they look. Sex is man's fatal flaw, we think with our nuts rather than our heads.

always thinkin with the wrong head :D

who is it that says "God only gave man enough blood to use one head at a time" :D :hehehe: :hehehe: LOL

Originally posted by JD@af
As much as I think Britney is hotter than nuclear fission, I can't deny that your comments hold validity. However, I am curious about what you think about Christina in contrast. I for one think she is genuinely talented and has a beautiful voice .......

hmmmmm..... Interesting question. I have to say I have avoided her "music" enough that I can't really comment on how good or bad her voice is. But I do remember listening to one song sung by one of them, (I have no idea which) and thinking she sounded like she actualy had a good voice.
However I think we would all be surprised at how capable moden computers and software can alter the human voice.
There is a band that practices where I work, the're all 30 somethings and like to spend money on toys. There old singer had a very limited vocal range, although she could sing in tune she was limted to a very narrow range of notes. When they recorded a demo CD they used a very ordinary lap top and some cheap easily avliable software to alter her voice to an amazing extent.
It really made me wonder what you could acieve with an umlimted budget some skill and experiance.

Christina definately has a good, natural voice. I've heard her singing live (on TV - I didn't go to a concert :)) and spontaneously in interviews, most singers nowadays won't dare to do that.

LK

I've had the same experience with Christina - I know her voice is the real deal, that she has legitimate talent, and therefore has at least got something of substance (musically speaking) to support her claim to fame. Britney, on the other hand, I couldn't say the same for. Besides, on any given Friday night, you could go clubbing in a major city like New York where lots of aspiring models and such hang out, and find girls that would make Britney look plain by comparison - seriously. The media is able to distort our images of someone dramatically in this day and age. She is NO one in a million beauty.

Moppie

You're absolutely right about the music industry today. It's really crazy how overproduced modern records are. I don't know if it's really immoral or not, but a contemporary band can't just go out on stage with their singer, guitarist, bass player, and drummer and sound as they do on their records (and no, I am not referring to the fact that they may be drunk, stoned, or otherwise high while performing for a live audience). They need to have a major production crew to travel with them, as well as prerecorded background music and sound effects to mimic their recorded sound. People with an "old-fashioned" perspective certainly object to this, and to me, it just seems like it's not right. Music has so little to do with talent anymore. Producers take whatever an artist plays and produce the shit out of it. For example, you know how different Phil Collins and Layne Staley (from Alice in Chains) sound live compared to how they sound on their albums? It's gotten to be ridiculous...

a group that i think has really good voices is Destiny's Child..... and like every awards show they sing just like outta nowhere, and they always sing outta nowhere.... sometimes without a mic or anything just like on TV
So i got no doubt they have good voices :D

JD your absolutly right. Over production is I believe ruining the music industry.
I like the example of Phill Colins, He remade a beattles song for the George Martin Tribute album, (which George Martin produced of course) and he sounds very differnet to how he does on his latest ablums. Why? because George Martin kept his voice sounding very natural, with very little if any enhancement.
Other oldies like Layne Staley (compared to more recent stars, he's old) or Madona, or of course Cher are using more and more digital inhancment as a life of Drugs and cigurettes begin to take its toll on thier voices. Listen to Cher sing in the 70s when everthing was Anologue, and listen to her latest songs, huge differnce, shes lost her voice, buts its well disguised by digital enhancements.

As for the morality of it? Well thats a tricky one, and I think it comes down to being honest with the consumer. I would have no problem with the likes of Destinys child, or Britney, or 5 or any of the other little comercial pop groups/bands out there if people knew how fake it all was. But since its all about money the true identity of these so called stars is kept hidden, and they are instead elevated to positions of power and respect for nothing more than looking good, dancing to a preset routine, and giving the correct prepared answers in interviews.
The true talent lies not in the stars, but in the producers, and the marketers who tell out right lies to the public, This is immoral!

...and with this post, I finally break 1,000 posts!!!! YEAH BABY!!!! Now we should definitely hang out, since we both have something to celebrate (since you recently broke 1,000 yourself).

RIGHT ON :ylsuper

Originally posted by JD@af
...and with this post, I finally break 1,000 posts!!!! YEAH BABY!!!! Now we should definitely hang out, since we both have something to celebrate (since you recently broke 1,000 yourself).

RIGHT ON :ylsuper

MATE!! :ylsuper:

I didnt even notice, I knew I was getting close though.

Ill have to introduce you to some good Kiwi Rock! Its all horribly under produced!!!! In fact it actualy sounds like real Music!!!! :eek: