Just call me the Crimebuster
Toksin
05-16-2003, 09:48 PM
So, I'm just chillaxing at the door of my work lookin outside keeping an eye on a gorgeous 993RS that had parked there - I was waiting for the guy to pull away so I could enjoy the sound.
Anyway, I look back the other way and in front of Gamesman (a shop that sells only video games) there's a BMX lying on the ground...and this shady looking punk sneaks up, checks out the inside of Gamesman and grabs the bike...I thought "the fuck? You better not be stealing that", but I figured he was just playing a prank on one of his mates in the shop, I mean, no one's dumb enough to steal a bike in the middle of town in broad daylight.
I was wrong.
A few minutes later one of the shop employees and another kid come out and look around, talking to a few people, asking them questions. I thought "FUCK!". The little runt who stole the bike goes up to them and talks to them as well, then they start crossing over to where I work. I walk up to them and asked em what was going on (to confirm) and then told 'em both that the guy they just talked to was the one who swiped the bike. They went back and talked to him, he claimed some RSB's (some Samoan shithead streetgang) took the bike.
The two guys came back to my work, rang the police, a few minutes later a car turned up. They talked to the owner, and went and found the little runt who took the bike. Apparently he put up a bit of a fight but finally took them to the bike; but was still denying he took it. I saw the owner ride around, gave him the thumbs up, and smiled. A few minutes later saw the cops stick the guy in a patrol car and drive off. The owner came back and told me that they had arrested him for not cooperating.
Long story short: Citizens 1 Shithead 0. Dude got his bike back, moron got arrested, all is well.
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*edit*Thanks Boingo!*edit*
Anyway, I look back the other way and in front of Gamesman (a shop that sells only video games) there's a BMX lying on the ground...and this shady looking punk sneaks up, checks out the inside of Gamesman and grabs the bike...I thought "the fuck? You better not be stealing that", but I figured he was just playing a prank on one of his mates in the shop, I mean, no one's dumb enough to steal a bike in the middle of town in broad daylight.
I was wrong.
A few minutes later one of the shop employees and another kid come out and look around, talking to a few people, asking them questions. I thought "FUCK!". The little runt who stole the bike goes up to them and talks to them as well, then they start crossing over to where I work. I walk up to them and asked em what was going on (to confirm) and then told 'em both that the guy they just talked to was the one who swiped the bike. They went back and talked to him, he claimed some RSB's (some Samoan shithead streetgang) took the bike.
The two guys came back to my work, rang the police, a few minutes later a car turned up. They talked to the owner, and went and found the little runt who took the bike. Apparently he put up a bit of a fight but finally took them to the bike; but was still denying he took it. I saw the owner ride around, gave him the thumbs up, and smiled. A few minutes later saw the cops stick the guy in a patrol car and drive off. The owner came back and told me that they had arrested him for not cooperating.
Long story short: Citizens 1 Shithead 0. Dude got his bike back, moron got arrested, all is well.
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*edit*Thanks Boingo!*edit*
SuPeRcAr_MaN
05-16-2003, 09:57 PM
... Gives ya a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. ;) :D
ChopinPorkChop
05-16-2003, 11:02 PM
datatata data data.. toksin to save the day :D good job
boingo82
05-16-2003, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Toksin
... there's a BMW lying on the ground...
BMX?? :confused:
Good job though...guess we'll have to change your title from Spambuster. :)
... there's a BMW lying on the ground...
BMX?? :confused:
Good job though...guess we'll have to change your title from Spambuster. :)
Jimster
05-17-2003, 12:55 AM
Nice Work Toksin- but I don't care about your crimebusting exploits- let's hear more about the Porsche;)
taranaki
05-17-2003, 01:23 AM
bicycle owners rejoice
http://www.thedigitalbits.com/articles/toxieiv/toxieposter.jpg
I give you your new super-hero!:D
http://www.thedigitalbits.com/articles/toxieiv/toxieposter.jpg
I give you your new super-hero!:D
Oz
05-17-2003, 02:31 AM
:lol2:
Was wondering about the txt about the 993RS. Good story though.
Was wondering about the txt about the 993RS. Good story though.
BigJustinZ28
05-18-2003, 10:54 AM
lol , stupid little punks piss me off , I'm gonna get a tazer and whenever I see one "trying" to act tough im gonna fry his little ass till he shits himself and calls for him mommy. I live in a tourist town and somehow those little thug wannabe shits still pop up. Its a moron epidemic.
drklver
05-19-2003, 12:46 PM
little punks always tryin to steal shit! if u had not have done that he might have gone after your stereo the next day, shit good job
bigjustin-get em!!! bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!:shocked:
bigjustin-get em!!! bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!:shocked:
freakray
05-19-2003, 01:09 PM
All those years livin' in sunny SA musta taught you summin then Dave?
tonioseven
05-19-2003, 04:22 PM
Toksin's tha man !!!:cool: :cool: :cool:
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