Mother Nature

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... as a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF! she disappeared.

After Dave got hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred. "Fred, where are you?"

Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the pussy willows."

Dave yells back "DON'T SWING, FRED! For the love of God,
DON'T SWING!" :silly2:

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Yogs or Toksin?

:lol2: JD showing hat he still can make even tired people laugh :D

Originally posted by Oz
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Yogs or Toksin?

Must've been Yogs...I don't play golf...

Originally posted by Oz
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Yogs or Toksin? I don't know.. could be Snowie too :right: :sun:

lol x 1million nice one JD@AF!!!! :alien: :alien: :alien: :alien: ;) ;) :D :D :D

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While I play golf - I am not a hacker! I just kick the ball out of the rough stuff ;)

lol!!! :D

lol , that pretty funny , hehe