Pirate Joke

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns
to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes
that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye
patch. The seaman asks "So , how did you end up
with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and
I was swept overboard into a school of sharks.
Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my
leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an
enemy ship and were battling the other sailors
with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get
the eye patch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the
pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor
asked incredulously.
"Well.", said the pirate, ".it was my first day with the hook."

Wow! that is an incredibly good joke!...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

(get it?):D

haaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!:D

HA......ha......ha

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It got a chukle out of me. My corn joke was better. :D

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!!!!! Not to shabby thar me matey :bloated:

ha ha

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