Drunken Antics

Well,
Now we have the membership of the AF drunk club established, it's time for a thread of the amusing things you have done while pissed. Here are a couple of personal ones:

1. Outside a bar off my face, I decided to charge (headbutt) the bouncer. Who happened to be ~150kg Tongan. No neck, scary mofo in general. It took one shake of his head and a grin to deter me. I think I thought I was some kind of rhinoverous for a few minutes.

2. Rocked up to Maccas (McDonalds) with fly open and old fella making an appearance. I asked for a 'quarter pounder with cheese meal'. I then told them I already had the quarter pound, just needed some cheese, fries and a coke. The poor service person was about 14 years old and Asian working in the city on a Friday night. We then proceeded to get food and sit at a table and throw all our chips (fries) at random people including security guards. We hit some American guy in the head about 3 times and he got pissed off and came over to us. The exchange was as follows:

"You threw a fry at me!"
"A what?"
"A french fry!"
"A what?"
"A fucking french fry!"
"Nah, sorry mate. We've only been throwing chips."

I then proceeded to give a big thumbs up and leery grin while shouting "NICE TITS" at the guys girlfriend. Security then ejected us from McDonalds for some reason. :confused:

There are a few more, but later...

Some drunks are funny. Some drunks are fighters. And some drunks are assholes. I'll let you decide which category you fit in. :finger: :finger:

I have one or two, but mostly mild ones, I have very down to earth friends :(

It basically involves vodka, bourbon, turkish wrestling, 3 people in a Del Sol, a trip 20 mins north to drop someone off, driving off road on the way (in the del sol), and getting lost on the way back, almost ending up back where we dropped the girl off :)

I'd type in details but I'm too damn tired/lazy.

a couple of months ago me , my neighboor (who live upstairs , its a duplex), and his and my friends were all partying upstairs . We had beer and a whole CASE of puerto rican rum . I drank a few GLASSES of the rum and washed it down with beer. I lost track so I had a little too much. I was a laugh , I fell off the stool and was stunned a few mins all my friends were laughing at me. Then later on my way down I fell down the stairs lol. I woke up in my clothes. No puke tho , I never puke :).

And last weekend somehow I broke the screen door but I dont remember lol. Jack Daniels in my system I was lost hehe. They told me I was also yelling to my best friend "Im going to nail your sister dude !!!" and then I'd laugh a few minutes about it. All the while my girlfriend is sleeping in my house. Note:she is not my best friends sister !!!

One of m best story was in mexico with the folks (moms side) and they think i'm perfect and still do. I went on my SCUBA trip for a day and after the diving the group went to dinner i got soo drunk me and 3 others splilt a case of Sol beer. (hey i was 15 at the time) And i had to sober up before i met up with the folks. I pulled it off somehow and then my mom says well your 15 and it's legal down here so here have a margetia i was thinking to my self if i say no shed think something was up and if i take it i'd puke. So i take it and puked badly she was like sorry i didn't think that was going to happen but now you learned why not to drink. So now she is clueless muwhahaha er no

last weekend me and my boy was gettin drunk and we killed like 2 cases
and some rum and we saw that daddy day care commercial and we tried to burp up bubbles -stoopid!!!
i got more but most i dont remember hahaha if i think of some ill write more!!!:D

Hmmmmm... I can think of funny things OTHERS have done while drunk, but I think I'm that stupid person who goes overboard and ruins the whole drinking thing for everyone. :( Crappy realization at 12:30am, eh?

for some reason whenever I go drinking with my girls they all get horny and start making out with me, and after a good fuck in the pool, we go for another one upstairs, and then wake up the next morning pretending like nothing happened. :eek:

for some reason whenever I go drinking with my girls they all get horny and start making out with me, and after a good fuck in the pool, we go for another one upstairs, and then wake up the next morning pretending like nothing happened.

And with this little gem, I'm beginning my new novel, "440 things you DON"T expect to read at 12:30 in the morning"

the gag is, "440 things you don't expect to read at 12:30 in the morning" will be number 440 in "440 things you don't expect to read at 12:30 in the morning"

That said, I'll go ahead and post the required, "I want in on your parties" joke.

I want in on your panties.



Wait....what?

damn you all are freakn crazy. and i kinda want in on them parties to. but dont tell my girl shed be pissed. then again i might bring her along too:confused:

OMG.
97CivicLX,
that little blurb in your sig has been haunting me for the past week.
It first got my attention when (pay attention, this is complicated) a young drummer on my MSN list sent me a link to a thread on the 311 board that in turn had a link to the forum where that person was posting that. I promptly left that website, fearing for my life and hoping never to see anything similar. but NO, you have to bring it back.

you will pay with your...umm...does 5 bucks sound ok to you?

Toksin-
PARRRRRTIES. rhymes with...HAAAARRRTTTYYYYs.

There is a website somewhere (and Im not telling anyone where) which has pics of me on taken while Iv been very drunk.

Can't really say much more than that, except that I am a VERY happy drunk :ylsuper :ylsuper

well one of the things I have learned over the years is that EVERY girl is bi... with enough alcohol.

Originally posted by 94SolGrl
well one of the things I have learned over the years is that EVERY girl is bi... with enough alcohol.

I'm glad that doesnt apply to males as well. It would completely redefine "Drinkin Buddies". Hey delsol can I come to one of your parties ??? I'll bring a camera!!

back off Z-boy! I asked first!:D

thats ok dustin , Ill save you all the trouble of filming. Ill just send you a copy of the tape :smoker2:

hehehe.
I've got a 21st coming up. (not my own...YET...) but I'll be sure to keep you guys updated.


wooo! Drunken AIM Chat! ;)

Originally posted by Dustin_S
hehehe.
I've got a 21st coming up. (not my own...YET...) but I'll be sure to keep you guys updated.


wooo! Drunken AIM Chat! ;)

Just you all wait and see what Tangie has in store for this year. Not to mention what the minds of JD and tangie can create together :uhoh:

delsol i wanna party too!!! hell ill even bring the alcohol whatta you want?!!!lol:D
this weekend me and my friend are gettin a keg and goin campin so ill have some funny shit on monday im sure!!!lol:bloated:

lol bring alchohol... teeheee.... my parents have a doublestocked bar downstairs. We hit that like it's goin outta style. From amaretto sours to fuck me blues to frog cum, I can make whateva you need. :D

but if you're in Oh. and you do come, kidnap my ex girlfriend for me... she's up in Carrollton OH.

that is a hella long drive but i like to drive anyway (duh)and im sure you're worth it!!!:licker: :D