Guns or Women?
TexasF355F1
05-12-2003, 09:35 AM
WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun......
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun......
drklver
05-12-2003, 10:10 AM
HA HA HA YEAH MY GLOCK DIDNT GET PISSED WHEN I GOT THE S&W:D
YogsVR4
05-12-2003, 10:34 AM
Of course you can add that a woman has much more destructive potential then a gun. ;)
Oz
05-12-2003, 06:33 PM
:lol2::lol2::lol2:
Classic! And all too true. Another one (mainly for the Aussie's)
-You need a license for a handgun, so only those who have proved themselves responsible can obtain and operate one.
Classic! And all too true. Another one (mainly for the Aussie's)
-You need a license for a handgun, so only those who have proved themselves responsible can obtain and operate one.
94SolGrl
05-12-2003, 06:37 PM
nice... even though I can think of a few x rated reasons that women are better than guns... gotta IM me if you want em. ;)
Jimster
05-13-2003, 01:38 AM
*Shoots the Roof* YEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!
;)
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freakray
05-13-2003, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by TexasF355F1
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun......
What about the fact that you can use a handgun to silence a woman?:p
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AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun......
What about the fact that you can use a handgun to silence a woman?:p
*flees form thread*
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