Farmer Joke

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc...
After a month or so, he notices that none of the pigs are getting
pregnant, and he calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should
try artificial insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea
what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks
the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him
that they will stop standing around but instead lay down and wallow in
the mud when they're pregnant. The farmer hangs up and gives it some
thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means
he has to impregnate the pigs himself. So, he loads the pigs into his truck,
drives them out into the woods, has sex with all of them, brings them back
and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the pigs. Seeing
that they are all still standing around, he concludes the first try didn't take,
and loads them in the truck again. He drives them back out to the woods,
screws each pig twice for good measure, brings them home and goes to bed.
Next morning , he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. one more
try, he tells himself and proceeds to load them all up in the truck and drive
back out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and after returning
home collapses into bed. The next morning, he can't even raise himself to
look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying
in the mud.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."!!!

REPOST

Thank you, try again.

I really should visit more often........:rolleyes:

repost, but still a good one :D

Originally posted by Sean Quinn
repost, but still a good one :D Right, a classic.. just been posted here before.