Snow Funny
Oz
05-10-2003, 03:20 AM
Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"
Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!
Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. Officer!
Q. How does a snowboard instructor meet his group?
A. He rides into them!
Q. How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying "Nice turn, nice turn, nice turn........."
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one - he holds it while the mountain revolves around him
Q. What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A. God doesn't think he's a ski instructor.
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. "None, ve scvrew in ze jaccusi you!"
And a couple for the lifties:
Q. How many lifties does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None - we just call maintenance!
Q. Why do lifties only get half a hour lunch break?
A. Because any longer and they need to be retrained!
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BTW, Tangie if you read this, will be taking delivery of my new Rossi's in the next 3 weeks. 27 days to go to ski season! w00t!
A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"
Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!
Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. Officer!
Q. How does a snowboard instructor meet his group?
A. He rides into them!
Q. How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying "Nice turn, nice turn, nice turn........."
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one - he holds it while the mountain revolves around him
Q. What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A. God doesn't think he's a ski instructor.
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. "None, ve scvrew in ze jaccusi you!"
And a couple for the lifties:
Q. How many lifties does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None - we just call maintenance!
Q. Why do lifties only get half a hour lunch break?
A. Because any longer and they need to be retrained!
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BTW, Tangie if you read this, will be taking delivery of my new Rossi's in the next 3 weeks. 27 days to go to ski season! w00t!
Oz
05-10-2003, 03:36 AM
Just found more:
Q: How does a snowboarder introduce himself?
A: Sorry Dude!
Q: What do you call a snowboarder in a suit?
A: The defendant
Q: What's the difference between a snowboarder and a vaccuum cleaner?
A: The way the dirtbag is attached
Q: How does a snowboarder introduce himself?
A: Sorry Dude!
Q: What do you call a snowboarder in a suit?
A: The defendant
Q: What's the difference between a snowboarder and a vaccuum cleaner?
A: The way the dirtbag is attached
Neutrino
05-10-2003, 10:19 AM
uh-oh snowie will be mad:eek:
:D :p
:D :p
Suislide
05-10-2003, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Neutrino
uh-oh snowie will be mad:eek:
:D :p
so will Iketani!! :mad:
jk. those were funny, even though most of us snowboarders aren't really like that.
uh-oh snowie will be mad:eek:
:D :p
so will Iketani!! :mad:
jk. those were funny, even though most of us snowboarders aren't really like that.
Deakins
05-10-2003, 01:04 PM
Telemark >> Alpine > Snowboard
:finger:
:finger:
v10_viper
05-10-2003, 05:16 PM
Q: What's the difference between a snowboarder and a vaccuum cleaner?
A: The way the dirtbag is attached
meh, heard the same one cept it was for Harleys. pretty funny though, I only got to go boarding once this year:mad:
A: The way the dirtbag is attached
meh, heard the same one cept it was for Harleys. pretty funny though, I only got to go boarding once this year:mad:
S Brake
05-10-2003, 05:43 PM
Dude, those were so harsh dude.:silly2:
supratuner
05-10-2003, 05:49 PM
LOL, i ski, but all of the people i go with snowboard, so its like, you guys want to go sking? they always say no, then they say, you want to ski while we snowboard?
ahh, thats always funny.
ahh, thats always funny.
Toksin
05-10-2003, 05:57 PM
Note to self. Learn to snowboard.
I guess the motivation is so low because I'm not much of a winter person... :(
I guess the motivation is so low because I'm not much of a winter person... :(
freakray
05-10-2003, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Toksin
I'm not much of a winter person... :(
Why am I not surprised:rolleyes:
Don't worry Dave, neither am I ;)
I'm not much of a winter person... :(
Why am I not surprised:rolleyes:
Don't worry Dave, neither am I ;)
Sean
05-10-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Toksin
Note to self. Learn to snowboard.
I guess the motivation is so low because I'm not much of a winter person... :(
dont worry Mrs. Susan, its not as hard as it looks.
Note to self. Learn to snowboard.
I guess the motivation is so low because I'm not much of a winter person... :(
dont worry Mrs. Susan, its not as hard as it looks.
Oz
05-11-2003, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by Deakins
Telemark >> Alpine > Snowboard
:finger:
All Mountain > Big Air > Freestyle > j00!!!!!
Telemark >> Alpine > Snowboard
:finger:
All Mountain > Big Air > Freestyle > j00!!!!!
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