joke o' da week

Aight, I think I may start something new...
This is the best joke I heard this week
4 gay guys live together. One gay guy dies and the other 3 try to figure out what to do for him. 1st gay guy says "well, we know Bobby wants to be cremated and we know he loved the ocean, so, why don't we take his ashes and throw them into the ocean so he can forever be with his one love." 2nd gay guy says "that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. We all know Bobby loved flying more than he loved the ocean. So, why don't we take his ashes, put them in a plane, and fly him over the ocean where we can then dump his ashes." 3rd gay guy replies "you stupid mother fuckers. Do you ever think? Why don't we take Bobby's ashes, put them in a bowl of chili, and let him tear our asshole up one more time!"
Till next week...

No matter how many times I hear that joke...I still laugh my ass off:D

thats fucking great.

not quite a joke, but a funny ass lyric i heard in the middle of a freestyle battle the other night.


"ill bust a nut in yo' eyes, and you still wont see me coming!"

that has to be one of the greatest lines ever!

now just picture that, said from some dude totally off the gun in the middle of a freestyle, that shit had me rollin.

maybe thrown out in a battle but that line has been rehearsed. You don't just spit something as phat as that.

if you freestyle frequently you think of hot lines all the time, theres few people who can come up with hott shyt right off the brain

like me i can freestyle in chat rooms and what not but in person i really cant cuz i dunno if its a speaking dissorder or something but my mind thinks too fast and my mouth cant get it all out in time so i would fuk it up so i dont freestyle in person :o

Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef.


Three guys walk into a bar....and you would figure the third guy would of ducked.

those are good^^^

What do you call a smart blonde???


A Golden Retriever!!!!
:frog:

this is long but read on:


A son and father are playing a game of catch outside there home, and the son falls down and yells "CUNT!!!"

the father askes the son, "boy, do you even know what a cunt is?"

"no father, what is it, please tell me?"

"ill do even better ill show you, come see me after dinner tonight"

"ok dad"

so later that night, the son and father find each other and the father brings the son upto the master bedroom. they open the door to find the mother masturbating on the bed.

"you see where your mother is touching son, thats a vagina."

"so what's a cunt?"

"the rest of her"

speakin of freesytles, any of ya'll heard of mike jones and i know ya'll heard of lil flip. one good line i can thnk of right know would be "fuck be rich and having fame, and fuck gettin pussy all i want is brain." or something like that. just dl some mike jones

not bad, some line i heard

"you betta teach your girl some new tricks, cuz getting brains by her, is starting to make me feel sick."

for real if you like freestyles go dl some mike jones right now because it only seems that people from the south like dirty south freestyles and music.

mike jones and magno - 1st round draft picks

super crunk album

we need a freestyle board!

i cant freestyle all that well, but it'd be cool to see what some of us come up with.

my name is dave...my friends call me D, one hungry young dawg i be:) hahhaha. i may be big and not look fast, but i'll jump up quick and stick muh d!ck in yo ass! whoo whoo

Originally posted by MrMethod
but i'll jump up quick and stick muh d!ck in yo ass! whoo whoo

ummmmmm riiiggghhhttt:confused:

What do blondes and Headlights bulbs have in common???


They are always being screwed on the front of a Ford escort

why was there lip stick all over dark sydes steering wheel??





:D he was trying to blow the horn:D

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE ORGASM'S?

SOMETHING ELSE TO FUCKIN' MOAN ABOUT !!!!!!

What is the useless flap of skin around the Vagina..............

The woman ;)

yeah i deleted it now :( was in bad taste to be fair sorry