Just another joke...

Here is another joke. I thought it was pretty funny...
These guys are lost in the woods and they are really hungry. They see a cabin and knock on the door. They are let in, and there is this really fat and horribly ugly woman. The men tell her about their hunger, and she tells them they are welcome to eat anything if one of them has sex with her. The first man says 'no way!', the second also says no. The third one decides to sacrifice himself and go for it. They go into a small room and the woman takes off her clothes. When the man sees the woman naked, he decides that there is no way that he is going to stick his thing in there... So he asks the lady to put a paper bag on her head. She hesitantly agrees and puts on a bag. The man looks around for something to use. He sees a pile of corn, and he grabs one and start going at it. As each piece of corn started to get too soft, he threw them out the door. The women is finally satisfied and they go back into the other room. Both men are laughing. The man asks them what they are laughing about. They say, 'While you were in there banging that thing, we were out here eating buttered corn.'

hahahahaha.....that's sick, but it's funny

:apuke:

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH SHIVERING RIGHT NOW!!!!!

BTW, the buttered part, *UBER SHIVER*!!!!!!!!!!

Later!

:apuke: :apuke: :apuke: YUCK

dude !!! I think I taste my breakfast coming up !!! funny tho
LMAOBLARGHHHH!!!! mmmmm BACON !!!

That was extremely gross.. :apuke:

Am I the only one who suddenly has a craving for corn?:finger:

Originally posted by Street Sweeper
Am I the only one who suddenly has a craving for corn?:finger:


thats just wrong LMAO

:apuke: :apuke:

There is these three guys lost and broke and they need a place to stay overnight. They find a little cabin with a nice elderly woman living there. She says the three men can stay, but she only has one extra bed, so they have to sleep together. She wakes them up early the next morning to do a couple chores for her in exchange for their stay. She wakes up one of the guys on the end. She asked him how he slept. He said good, but he had a dream that he was getting a hand job. So she goes and wakes up the guy on the other end of the bad and he too had the dream. She wakes up the guy in the middle and asks him how he slept. He replies, 'Good, but I had a weird dream that I was skiing.'

wasn't going to say anything at first, but it is spelled woman. women is the plural form.

Thank you for the 2nd grade English lesson. I was typing fast, or at least trying to, and I messed up. So sorry...

so grosss.....:apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

Ehh, I have nothing to say.

*Bows head and walks out silently* ;)

Gross :bloated: but funny

sorry, both of my parents are teachers, and english minors, they have been pounding that kind of thing into my head since god knows when.

I hate English. :bloated: And plus I am a bad typer. So it kind of clashes sometimes in my posts. You should've seen me try to type about a year ago... :o

my ultimate goal is to one day teach myself to type with my toes. that way i can have a recliner infront of the computer, and realy relax while im on.