Tree-hugger
YogsVR4
05-07-2003, 07:54 AM
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area... and I'm sorry, they all turned me down.
:p :)
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anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area... and I'm sorry, they all turned me down.
:p :)
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Oz
05-07-2003, 07:56 AM
:lol2::lol2:
TexasF355F1
05-07-2003, 10:44 AM
:hehehe:
BigJustinZ28
05-07-2003, 11:25 AM
LMMFAOI **$#*$B!!!! :D
freakray
05-07-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by BigJustinZ28
LMMFAOI **$#*$B!!!! :D
:confused:
You did what? :eek:
LMMFAOI **$#*$B!!!! :D
:confused:
You did what? :eek:
SiRI
05-07-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by freakray
:confused:
You did what? :eek:
:thumbup:
:confused:
You did what? :eek:
:thumbup:
jinushaun
05-07-2003, 05:30 PM
Someone needs to PM me the punchline or something, cuz I don't get it. :o
Sean
05-07-2003, 10:02 PM
the lady ones one of those obnoixiuos 'save the enviroment' people, and so the doctor showed her how annoying her crazy rules were. it was funny!
i think.
i think.
grimmy
05-08-2003, 06:37 PM
come on yogs you can do better than that:D
Neutrino
05-09-2003, 02:21 AM
hilarious:D :D :D :p
HogieGT-R
05-10-2003, 12:39 PM
what i wanna know is...how'd she get splinters in her private parts O_o?!:confused:
Deakins
05-10-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
... the lady slid down the tree to the ground ...
... the lady slid down the tree to the ground ...
ragt20
05-10-2003, 04:44 PM
:hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe:
good stuff dude!!
good stuff dude!!
JD@af
05-11-2003, 06:41 PM
:rolleyes: Yeah yeah, fricking tree huggers are the enemy :right:
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