Grizzly Bear
90EX
05-06-2003, 04:18 PM
Two campers are walking through the forest when they suddenly encounter a grizzly bear! The bear rears up on his hind legs and lets out a terrifying roar. They're both frozen in their tracks.
The first camper whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today."
"It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second.
"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU," he answers.
The first camper whispers, "I'm sure glad I wore my running shoes today."
"It doesn't matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, you're not gonna outrun that bear," replies the second.
"I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun YOU," he answers.
SiRI
05-06-2003, 04:24 PM
*yawn*
:devil:
:devil:
YogsVR4
05-06-2003, 04:28 PM
Thats when the other camper is happy to have brough hiking boots and shatters the others knee. ;)
90EX
05-06-2003, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by SiRI
*yawn*
:devil:
Tough audience.
*yawn*
:devil:
Tough audience.
sidewinder69
05-06-2003, 04:42 PM
Boo......heard it before.
Later!
Later!
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