Attn: YogsVR4
JD@af
05-05-2003, 02:07 PM
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise, they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along side the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive
They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, who was still barely alive
They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, "Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled, lying piece of trash!"
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, "Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash too!"
"We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
YogsVR4
05-05-2003, 02:11 PM
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freakray
05-05-2003, 02:14 PM
Priceless:hehehe:
SiRI
05-05-2003, 02:56 PM
Lmao thats the funniest junk ive heard all day :devil:
NSX-R-SSJ20K
05-05-2003, 03:31 PM
hahaha :D nice
Toksin
05-05-2003, 05:17 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!
jon@af
05-05-2003, 06:37 PM
That's great:p Definately one of the better jokes Ive read on here.
Sean
05-05-2003, 06:58 PM
ROFLMAO
Oz
05-05-2003, 07:55 PM
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
Jonno
05-06-2003, 07:35 AM
The ending is so typical, but I wasn't expecting it. I was expecting some long winded answer. In other words, it was a good laugh :rolleyes:
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