She's too far in........
sidewinder69
05-04-2003, 01:26 AM
Don't know if this was posted before, cause I'm a newbie but here goes....
Okay, this couple are driving down this road that they are not very familiar with, but the guys horny......(arent' we all???) So he turns to the cjick and asks her, "If I go 100 mph will you start taking off your clothes?"
The chick seeing nothing wrong with this proposition, thinks hey you only live once....so needless to say she starts taking off the clothes as the guy puches it.
Unknown to the guy as he's checking out the girl that there is a MAD sharp turn up ahead, and by the time the guy noticies they are already in the ditch and all the chicks clothes that have been coming off go flying out the now busted window.....and the only other thing that has occured is the guy is now stuck in the car.
So he turns to the chick and says...."shit I'm stuck I need you to go and get my ass some help!"
She replies with"but all my clothes are flung out the window!" (Chicks, why are they always so about "them!?")
So the guy replies with, "here take my shoe and cover your snatch with it," adding, "I thought I remeber seeing a gas station a little ways back."
So she jets to the gas station, and runs in screaming, with only the shoe covering her snatch "HELP, HELP, MY BOYFRIENDS STUCK!!!!!!!!"
The guy just takes one look at her and says....."I'm very sorry, but I can't help ya', he's just TOO FAR IN!!!!!!"
Hope ya liked it!
Later!
Okay, this couple are driving down this road that they are not very familiar with, but the guys horny......(arent' we all???) So he turns to the cjick and asks her, "If I go 100 mph will you start taking off your clothes?"
The chick seeing nothing wrong with this proposition, thinks hey you only live once....so needless to say she starts taking off the clothes as the guy puches it.
Unknown to the guy as he's checking out the girl that there is a MAD sharp turn up ahead, and by the time the guy noticies they are already in the ditch and all the chicks clothes that have been coming off go flying out the now busted window.....and the only other thing that has occured is the guy is now stuck in the car.
So he turns to the chick and says...."shit I'm stuck I need you to go and get my ass some help!"
She replies with"but all my clothes are flung out the window!" (Chicks, why are they always so about "them!?")
So the guy replies with, "here take my shoe and cover your snatch with it," adding, "I thought I remeber seeing a gas station a little ways back."
So she jets to the gas station, and runs in screaming, with only the shoe covering her snatch "HELP, HELP, MY BOYFRIENDS STUCK!!!!!!!!"
The guy just takes one look at her and says....."I'm very sorry, but I can't help ya', he's just TOO FAR IN!!!!!!"
Hope ya liked it!
Later!
Jimster
05-04-2003, 02:08 AM
:lol2: Nice one
and welcome to AF:D
and welcome to AF:D
Oz
05-04-2003, 02:15 AM
:lol2: Good one.
primera man
05-04-2003, 07:44 AM
She must have been a BIG girl :bloated: :bloated:
:p
:p
YogsVR4
05-04-2003, 10:56 AM
:hehehe:
Nice :)
Nice :)
sidewinder69
05-04-2003, 11:02 AM
I thank you for the welcome!
Later!
Later!
Neutrino
05-04-2003, 03:22 PM
:D
Sean
05-04-2003, 03:31 PM
lol... her bay doors must have looked like a ripped out fireplace :p
v10_viper
05-04-2003, 06:13 PM
:spit: haha, that was an unexpected ending, very funny too.
sidewinder69
05-04-2003, 10:01 PM
Got another for ya.
Ok, the story goes that two coroners (sp) have just found the Energizer Bunny DEAD in his MAD mansion. The one corroner turns to the other, and asks, "so have you figured out how he was killed???"
The other guy looks at him and says, "I haven't the foggiest, except that it looks like he died while having an.........orgasim????"
"That is quite correct."
"But how can that be......he's not.....you know......."equipped.""
The first coroner carefully turns the now deceased bunny over, and points to the little guys battery pack......which seems to have been tampered with.
"Oh my GOD!!!" Says the second coroner. "His batteries.....they had their polarities REVERSED!!!!!"
"That's right!" Says the first coroner.
"So instead of going, and going, and going.......he kept coming, and coming, and coming."
:D
Hope ya liked it!
Later!
Ok, the story goes that two coroners (sp) have just found the Energizer Bunny DEAD in his MAD mansion. The one corroner turns to the other, and asks, "so have you figured out how he was killed???"
The other guy looks at him and says, "I haven't the foggiest, except that it looks like he died while having an.........orgasim????"
"That is quite correct."
"But how can that be......he's not.....you know......."equipped.""
The first coroner carefully turns the now deceased bunny over, and points to the little guys battery pack......which seems to have been tampered with.
"Oh my GOD!!!" Says the second coroner. "His batteries.....they had their polarities REVERSED!!!!!"
"That's right!" Says the first coroner.
"So instead of going, and going, and going.......he kept coming, and coming, and coming."
:D
Hope ya liked it!
Later!
YellowMaranello
05-04-2003, 10:13 PM
lol, that second one is awesome.
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