New capital offences...?

It has been suggested in another thread that owning an accordion should carry the death penalty...:bandit:

Does anyone have any other suggestions?

I'd propose that owning a motorhome with a top speed of less than 80 kmh[50mph] would be grounds for a seat in old Smokey....:devil:

I'll admend the prior one to include motorhomes that may be able to go over 80kph but the owner just doesn't ;)

Lycra and Spandex are PRIVILEDGES, not rights!!! Please obey.