Mental capacity test.

Mental Capacity Test

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.




The questions are not that difficult.









Questions:

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Wrong Answer:
Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer:
The Elephant.
The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer:
You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.





The End

*Sourced from Albinoblacksheep.com*

Damn, Im 17 and I got em all wrong! :( :o :eek:

i missed everyone also. statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here. i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift. Gray's anatomy states that the brain actually starts shrinking past the age of 18, hmm i am 20, stop it! if u want me to go on with the neurotransmitter-synapse b.s. than i could explain fuller.


chris

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here. i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift.
And you don't know how to capitalize 'I' or the first letter in the sentence?







Statistically speaking....
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read my post again. i only capitalize God and Gray's, they are of the upmost importance. i do not believe that i am too important, and hey, i dont like to press the shift key. say something intelligent or dont say anything

Yes but kitty, in an exam or letter of any sort, or any sort of writing, you always use "I".

And you don't know how to capitalize 'I' or the first letter in the sentence?

Exactly what I was going to say!

She is using G for God, which is right, because her intelligence is a God-given gift, but anyone can be as intelligent as anyone - it just matters on how hard you work. I'm quite intelligent in some areas.

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
i missed everyone also. statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here. i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift. Gray's anatomy states that the brain actually starts shrinking past the age of 18, hmm i am 20, stop it! if u want me to go on with the neurotransmitter-synapse b.s. than i could explain fuller.





chris

Ok.Lets do this one piece at a time.

statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here.

I disagree,you've made too many errors to be able to back that statement up.Failure to capitalise any first person pronouns in your post is a start.

if u want me...the word is 'you',intelligent people don't generally use text abbreviations in their posts.

than i could explain fuller....what precisely did you intend to say?'then I could explain more fully.',or'then I could explain further.'?

Either way,you spelt 'then' incorrectly,and your grammar needs attention.

i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift.

I love people who believe this kind of garbage.You are just being thoroughly egotistical in my opinion,but thanks for the laughs.
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Originally posted by taranaki


Ok.Lets do this one piece at a time.

statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here.

I disagree,you've made too many errors to be able to back that statement up.Failure to capitalise any first person pronouns in your post is a start.

if u want me...the word is 'you',intelligent people don't generally use text abbreviations in their posts.

than i could explain fuller....what precisely did you intend to say?'then I could explain more fully.',or'then I could explain further.'?

Either way,you spelt 'then' incorrectly,and your grammar needs attention.

i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift.

I love people who believe this kind of garbage.You are just being thoroughly egotistical in my opinion,but thanks for the laughs.
:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Nicely put, Taranaki.:smoker2:

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
i missed everyone also. statistically speaking i am one of the smartest members here. i am not trying to be conceited or anything, i am just telling about my God-given gift. Gray's anatomy states that the brain actually starts shrinking past the age of 18, hmm i am 20, stop it! if u want me to go on with the neurotransmitter-synapse b.s. than i could explain fuller.

chris

:spit: :hehehe: Thats just too funny!

"Statistically speaking" - you don't know much about statistics. Stop in http://www.bioss.sari.ac.uk/~mike/webtra.htm and after browsing around for a bit, come back and at least let us know what type of statistics you were employing.




As a side note: Mr. T - don't scare away our newest "smartest" member.

Naki 1 Kitty 0

REPOST!

why is everyone being mean? by the way, i am a male. just shot a 70 today in golf, blew it on the last hole. I.Q. wise i am hard to compare to. the average IQ is 100 standard deviation of 15 or 16 points i cannot remember. using the 66-95-99% rule in statistics on a regular bell-shaped graph it is obvious that i stand outside the second deviation making me smarter than atleast 95% of the members---i will go with 96%. i have an IQ of 134, there are how many members like 66k? i dont know, u guys do the math..... being smarter than 62k+ members is a big deal, sorry
this is not meant to be ill-humble by any manner. geez, sorry. i have problems associating with the non-intelligent


chris:(

employ statistics? huh, i thought it was imply. i may be wrong. i told everyone to say something intelligent or do not reply. why pick apart my post? idiotic completely

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
why is everyone being mean? by the way, i am a male. just shot a 70 today in golf, blew it on the last hole. I.Q. wise i am hard to compare to. the average IQ is 100 standard deviation of 15 or 16 points i cannot remember. using the 66-95-99% rule in statistics on a regular bell-shaped graph it is obvious that i stand outside the second deviation making me smarter than atleast 95% of the members---i will go with 96%. i have an IQ of 134, there are how many members like 66k? i dont know, u guys do the math..... being smarter than 62k+ members is a big deal, sorry
this is not meant to be ill-humble by any manner. geez, sorry. i have problems associating with the non-intelligent


chris:(


Dude, no one cares how intelligent you say you are. You can state your IQ all you want, but the fact of the matter is, there is really no way in which you can prove your intelligence, now is there? "I have an IQ of 134" Words are meaningless if they can't be backed up. I can tell you that I have an IQ of 145 but that doesnt mean anything does it? Because you dont know whether Im telling the truth, just like we dont know whether you are telling the truth. The reason people are being so mean is because you came in here and basically called 95% of the members on these boards inferior to yourself, which is very disrespectful. Whats more is the fact that you were saying this while using improper grammatical structure and poor punctuation, most of which has been pointed out to you and still you do not fix your mistakes. Im sorry, but when someone points out to myself that I have made errors I try not to make them again. The best way to stray from being criticized by others is to not make yourself out to be an arrogant and self-important jerk. You have already done this by the prior-mentioned method of insulting the other members of AF, directly or indirectly, the case still remains. I myself am insulted by the fact that you would consider people you have never met unintelligent. You dont know us, dont pretend that you do. In my opinion (which is rather pointless anyways) I dont believe it's a problem with communicating with the unintelligent, I believe it's a problem with communicating with people who are not wrapped up in themselves. Get over yourself my friend, then maybe your feelings would be taken into consideration.

jealousy will have us all:rolleyes:

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
jealousy will have us all:rolleyes:

Dont flatter yourself.:rolleyes: I dont need to be jealous of someone who thinks they're better than everyone else.

employ statistics? huh, i thought it was imply. i may be wrong. i told everyone to say something intelligent or do not reply. why pick apart my post? idiotic completely

No, genius. The word is employ. It means to make use of or put to work.
jealousy will have us all
Jealous? Hardly. If you want to go on statistics, I could probably out-test you in any subject. However, there is alot more to being an intelligent person than taking tests. Like how to act tactfully, not coming on a message board and telling everyone how much smarter you are than them. Not to mention your horrible spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalization. While I realize that an IQ test and an introductory psychology class have given you a dream-like view of yourself, just remember there is always someone smarter.

As an interesting fact about capitlization...
getrude stein, one of the greatest authors of recent history, follows no grammar or capitalization rules. In fact, she refuses to capitalize her own name.

kittedb18bt, there's no need to cite numbers when it comes to intelligence or even come out and say that you're smarter than every one else. People will learn that you're an intelligent person by your posts. For example, I know boingo82 is a very intelligent, well-spoken young woman. She didn't tell us all that; we figured it out from her posts. And that is just to name one person. There are many more people here that are just as intelligent.

P.S. I.Q. means crap, really. No one lists their I.Q. scores on their resumes, and there's a reason. There is too much fluxuation in the scores. And besides, dedication is much more important than intelligence, especialy to employers and teachers.

wow, incompetency lives in everyone's blood

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
wow, incompetency lives in everyone's blood

keep it coming,you're cracking us up here!!!!!!:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

How are we incompetent?

LOL

I can use big words too!!

*ahem*

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!

Wow, I feel intelligent too!! J00r all dum!!!

:hehe: This thread is so funny:hehehe:

Originally posted by TexasF355F1
:hehe: This thread is so funny:hehehe:

w3rd dude, I was pissed at first, but now I see he's just suffering from his own ignorance and it's actually quite amusing:p . So kitted, tell us again why you are better than us? I think I missed it the first five times:D :finger:

"There are three types of lies in this word. Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics."

a cookie if anyone knows who said that :p No web searching!

I got them all right, however I have heard them before. REPOST!! :finger: just kidding I heard them at school.


and dont you dare use the similar quote concerning quotes as a counter-point

Kitted..

OK thats it, you're not smarter than me, I'm smarter than you, when I color in my coloring book and I stay inbetween the lines and I know all the names of the cartoon characters names too. I also know all the 8 crayon colors too! Thats it...I'm telling my mommy.

Smart guy eh? Your brain does'nt make you bulletproof, and you STILL can't walk on water, you're not any different than the rest of us.

1. Your "intellegence" is limited, you'll die eventually
2. I can shoot you and your intelegence is no more, it's easy to get rid of it.
3. Why do you assume you're smarter than others here? that's a mistake only a dumb person would make.
4. There's a difference between book-smarts and real smarts, I've seen idiots with good grades.
5. Calling someone jealous of yourself is bieng concieted, and you siad you're not concieted, so that makes you a liar.
6. You've been multi-owened

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
wow, incompetency lives in everyone's blood



If your really so brilliant and gifted then prehaps you would like to offer a definition of intelligence?

I got the last three in that test right so :finger:


as for kitted- oh yeh u is the smart meng- perhaps before employing statistics- you should employ your brain :rolleyes:

To get one wrong is excusable.The suspension of reality and condensation of logic required to arrive at the 'correct' answer is not inherently natural to adults.I tried it on my kids,they got it straight away,because they don't try to think beyond the precise terms of the question..

Once you have seen the answer to the first question though,you should be able to identify the thought processes being targetted,and work out the desired answers to the last three questions.

If you fail on all four,you are either a very lazy thinker,or an idiot.

by the way, i am a male.

By saying that, you are implying that we at AF (well only males) are biased towards a male rather than female in the intelligence factor/issue, which is, ultimately, sexist. And you made a mistake in your sentence with the letter "b" being small case - should be capital.

Originally posted by kittedb18bt
wow, incompetency lives in everyone's blood

This guy is a laugh a minute. I am just picturing him looking like an inverted Steven Wright. :p

Im surprised he has yet to retort with another supercilious response.

Found the problem.....he lives in Florida.....if they can't even vote, how do you think that they can fit in well with society. :p

BTW, I have an I.Q. of 200!!!! So there. :p So in other words I own J00!!!!!

Later!

Originally posted by Sean Quinn
"There are three types of lies in this word. Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics."

a cookie if anyone knows who said that :p No web searching!

I got them all right, however I have heard them before. REPOST!! :finger: just kidding I heard them at school.


and dont you dare use the similar quote concerning quotes as a counter-point

there are 2 types of people in this world. people who can count, and people who can't. :finger:

btw...


POST # 2000!!

:D :D

Originally posted by Sean Quinn
"There are three types of lies in this word. Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics."

a cookie if anyone knows who said that :p No web searching!



One of the only things I remember about Mark Twain. THat, and that he wrote for magazines, so to fill up storeys and make money, his stories got very very boring:rolleyes:
U can fed-ex overnight my cookie. Hmmm, i do like peanut butter and chocolate chip :cool: unless im wrong that is:confused:

Let the poor kid be, if he thinks he is smart, let him be. :p



Originally posted by S13_Iketani


there are 2 types of people in this world. people who can count, and people who can't. :finger:


Isn't that 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, those who can't?

Or are you one of the ones who can count ;)

Originally posted by S13_Iketani
there are 2 types of people in this world. people who can count, and people who can't. :finger:

Originally posted by Jonno
sn't that 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, those who can't?


Yeah - the fourth way described there is correct :bloated:

Originally posted by Jonno
Let the poor kid be, if he thinks he is smart, let him be. :p





Isn't that 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, those who can't?

Or are you one of the ones who can count ;)

shit. :rolleyes: :D

Originally posted by S13_Iketani


shit. :rolleyes: :D

It happens:D

;/ i failed miserably.

#1. i had cut the giraffe up into pieces and put it in

#2. see #1

Originally posted by ILike2DriveCars
Im surprised he has yet to retort with another supercilious response.


mmmmm....supercilious.......

Originally posted by pickle
;/ i failed miserably.

#1. i had cut the giraffe up into pieces and put it in

#2. see #1

What the hell?:confused:

THOSE WERE MY ANSWERS FOR THE MENTAL CAPACITY TEST OK? THANK YOU.

Same as me yo, I hacked the shit out of those animals to stuff em into that fridge!!!!!! :D

Later!!!!

The fridge,logically speaking, must be near a power outlet.Unplug the fridge and plug in the power drill.Fit a hole saw in the chuck and bore a 4" hole through the top of the fridge.Unplug the drill and plug in an industrial mincer.Feed all of the animals mentioned above through the mincer with the outlet feeding through the hole.

When complete,plug the hole,seal the door with a luggage strap, and dispatch it 'freight forward' to PETA.Simple really.:cool: :bandit: :devil:

Originally posted by TURBO_EK4
Mental Capacity Test

But many preschoolers got several correct answers.


Yea right:rolleyes:

Originally posted by taranaki
The fridge,logically speaking, must be near a power outlet.Unplug the fridge and plug in the power drill.Fit a hole saw in the chuck and bore a 4" hole through the top of the fridge.Unplug the drill and plug in an industrial mincer.Feed all of the animals mentioned above through the mincer with the outlet feeding through the hole.

When complete,plug the hole,seal the door with a luggage strap, and dispatch it 'freight forward' to PETA.Simple really.:cool: :bandit: :devil:

And they'll still probably complain because you ruined a perfectly good fridge too so now they not only have 4500lbs of mince, but they can't keep their lettuce fresh.......:rolleyes:

Well...i got this emailed to me about 6 weeks ago and got them all wrong.
Just taken it again now and got them all wrong again :bloated: :( :mad: ....so what the hell does that tell ya :eek:

im proud of you p man
pickle, what would posses you to hack up something as cool as an elephant?

I got them all right!!!I'm amazing what can i say.........Ok i only got them right because there's actually a video of this that is used for training puposes where i work. It's actually not that bad, its all animated and stuff:bandit:

Originally posted by Street Sweeper
I got them all right!!!I'm amazing what can i say.........Ok i only got them right because there's actually a video of this that is used for training puposes where i work. It's actually not that bad, its all animated and stuff:bandit:

where is it that you work?:confused:

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/avatar.php?userid=57999&dateline=1048517212

LOL, that episode came on today. Homer thought Japan used his picture to promote there dish powder. It happened to be by chance that they used another dudes face mixed with a fish that came up with his face.:hehehe:

Originally posted by ILike2DriveCars


where is it that you work?:confused:

I work at Paramount Canada's Wonderland(basically a canadian six flags) They only showed us the video because it was fun and was suppost to motivate us to think more and see the bigger picture of things.