Two old ladies...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when
>it
> > > started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the
>end,
> > put
> > > it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
> > > Miriam: What's that?
> > > Agnes: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
> > > Miriam: Where did you get it?
> > > Agnes: You can get them at any drugstore.
> > > The next day, Miriam hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
> > announces
> > > to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
> > > The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
>is,
> > > after all, over 80 years of age) but very delicately asks, 'What
>brand
>do
> > > you prefer?'
> > > 'Doesn't matter sonny, as long as it fits a Camel.' The pharmacist
> > fainted.

:spit: I've heard this somewhere :D

Originally posted by integra818
:spit: I've heard this somewhere :D

Ditto, but I nearly spit coke all over the keyboard when I read it. :D

Originally posted by Jonno


Ditto, but I nearly spit coke all over the keyboard when I read it. :D

Dude,that shits bad for you man.

Drugs are bad, mmmkaayyy.

Why you snorting coke at your computer anyway?

















:p